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Jabedin 09-22-2014 10:01 PM

Daily Anti Jokes
 
A horse walked into a bar.

Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

psychoDiablo 09-23-2014 01:57 AM

Re: Daily Anti Jokes
 
lol ur a fool

The thing about bears is, they all think we walk around with shit in our pants.

Zanahoria_Picante 09-23-2014 02:34 AM

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Poor horse...

Kortenie 09-23-2014 12:11 PM

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I like my coffee like I like my women.

Without a penis.

Jabedin 09-23-2014 04:12 PM

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

psychoDiablo 09-23-2014 08:32 PM

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Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol

psychoDiablo 09-25-2014 04:21 AM

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Turn the bear joke into the anti joke. lol bears

notlob 09-26-2014 03:42 AM

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Jabedin 09-26-2014 04:24 PM

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

Jabedin 09-26-2014 04:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo (Post 382384)
Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol

Try telling one of these jokes to your friends, wait for them to try to respond first though, then hit them with the non sequitor. Try the one I just did for black man on the moon, that usually gets some laughs outta people if you can tell it right

notlob 09-27-2014 02:12 AM

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The perfect jokes for dividing a room and understanding the humour that you can get away with haha

Jabedin 09-28-2014 07:57 PM

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

psychoDiablo 09-30-2014 08:45 PM

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A non answer, assuming the question you asked about the joke in the first place is already the rhetorical question to begin with.

Pittielynn 01-29-2015 06:05 PM

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Aww these were good.

I propose this change:
What do you call a black man on the moon? Nothing. He's an astronaut just like everyone else on the moon.

psychoDiablo 02-06-2015 04:20 PM

Re: Daily Anti Jokes
 
My grandma died last night.

Pittielynn 04-24-2016 01:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo (Post 382522)
My grandma died last night.

Is that the punch line and the question? :confused:

psychoDiablo 05-17-2016 12:10 AM

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Quote:

Originally Said by Pittielynn (Post 382804)
Is that the punch line and the question? :confused:

Ohh, ow. No. Very much an "anti-joke" as it was the truth. My grandmother died that day.


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