Christian, I feel we must embrace this moment. Rarely has such intimate contact with the elusive ZP been so readily available! Perhaps she is like a wild beast who only needs to be subdued into tranquility!
Ringo, there's certainly nothing to be unhappy about here! You gotta, ya know, be casual about it. Sometimes your adoring fans create groups devoted to finding ways of best admiring you and your clenched fists; it happens. Cest la Vie, right? Things like this must be expected by such a rare desert flower such as yourself. As a cantankerous old wizard once said, "There's no need to get angry!"
*dropping 10 years of maturity* And, uh, BTDubs, we're trying to hide here, if that's OK with you. Geez!
