What would you do if you ever came face to face with the amiable and ever-elusive creature we have come to call ZP?

I would try to bribe Starbucks to give her free coffee ^_^

Okay, I am gonna have to be one the to go over the edge with this one.

I would cut out its eyes and replace them with a chimpanzee's and flail the skin from its back and abdomen to be made into a satchel for carrying, what else, oranges.

Ohhhkay.. EC.. you're out!
Stalking means loving not.. uh.. whatever you call that ;-)
(Shame on you!) But.. uh.. as you said, there always have to be one going over the edge..

I wonder what Tala would do (or does ^_^) if she comes face to face with our amiable ZP. :D

Yeah, you could call that a bit over the edge, EC... o.O

Well, if I came upon ZP unexpectedly, I would begin to juggle oranges to draw her nearer. Once she was close enough, I would seal the deal; A grande, skim, triple shot, double blended iced mocha with extra whipped cream, in exchange for her intellectual imnput on the rotation of the stars at the given time. It would simply feel wrong to capture such an elusive creature; so much of her identity is defined through her free (albeit peculiar) orange-loving coffee-drinking decisions. :)

Hahaha, you know I actually toned myself down somewhat because this is Zana we're talking about. She knows that I try to make myself a bit more PG rating and less R rating (according the the MPAA).

Mh, lol, I just found this and think it fits somehow. Just replace panties with cheese ..and a few other things ^_^

You better avoid to come face to face with our amiable and ever-elusive ZP if you steal her cheese, though. :D

"In one of your many shoes
I left a little gift for you.
.....A number two."

HAHAHAHA.

Weebl's stuff. When I worked at Circuit City all those years ago, I went to that site and put this video on all the computers:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/

Oh we got a new group-logo ^_^

Thanks Tala :D

;). That is of her in New Zealand, doing as she does best; acting elf-like.

So, if we were to begin cultivating cheese fields to attract ZP nearer to us, what kind of cheese would be the optimal to plant-erm-grow?