Stupid Things You Do When You're Drunk

[IAmSoVerySpecial]

What is the most stupid thing you have done while you were drunk?

[Wheels]

hmmm... i ran into a wedding reception wearing a metallica shirt and no shoes, and demanded they give me more alcohol til i was thrown out, then i grabbed one of the bins and threw it off a cliff and then started throwing rocks calling out THATS FOR KICKING ME OUT!

... i have never gotten drunk since... :( ... well i have but shhh ;)

[tynie]

only you, brock, only you.....

well, I wasnt sure if I was drunk or not, but somebody put something in my soda at this thing at school, and I was just loopy. I'm a very mellow, quiet person. But I sweaw...something was in that coke (the soda retard)...anyways, theres this comic book I love, Johnny the Homicidal maniac, and theres this part with happy noodle boy. I started screaming out loud lines from happy noodle boy....well....not a lot of people have read that....so I was looked upon as strange. Still am too.

[psylo_42]

the stupidest thing iv'e done when i was drunk among other things was jumping off a first floor balcony and some how almost shattering but only bruised both my heels. I couldn't walk for a week.

[Guttermouth]

Psylo...don't feel bad, some chick did that at my friends house. She went to the hospital, it was gross.

Much like Kat, I'll tell my story when others have shared their own...

[psychoDiablo]

yeah i'm just happy drunk and i can pretty much control my actions...although i cant help the slurred speech and just saying funny shit.

eh, i havent really done stupid nonsense while drunk. heh. i should probably take that statement back...i cant remember if i have or not

[hai Jay]

I have never been drunk. :D

[Rock ur socks]

I got "arrested" by some guy claiming to be the "pool police" when I hit a few balls off the pool table.. haha all I said was "guilty as charged"...
eaaaaheahehahaha

[Nami]

OH, my gawd... Last weekend, I downed a half of a bottle of sake and a half of a bottle of Bacardi Long Island Iced Tea. I laid my head in my friend's lap and we were all trying to watch El Hazard on DVD. Next thing I know, I wake up on the ground and there are people looking at me all wide-eyed. Someone asked me, "Do you remember anything?" I shook my head. Apparently, I did the following:

Made out with everyone that came near me, including females
Kept screaming, "I WANT SEX!" while trying to practically rape everyone nearby
Sucked on my friend's fingers (He's male)
Kissed another guy very heavily
Tried to masterbate
Burst out in random giggle fits
Vomited in the sink
The list goes on and on...

Never again. I was so drunk that someone took pictures of me with MY phone. Never again will I get that drunk. I have to see the same people every day and it's about to drive me crazy. I'm deeply embarrassed. Fortunately, I'm going to be stationed someplace else soon, so it won't matter much in a few months. But still...
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Apr/Drunk%20Tsunami.jpg

[david]

Traffic cones. Fun to carry home. Spewing a lot.

Busting out my JT dance moves because I really can dance like JT.*






*Only when pished.

[psylo_42]

Tsunami: hahahahahahahahahahaaheheheheehhahahahahahaqhheheh eehhahaohohohohohohohhahahahahahaahhrhrheheheheheh eheheehahahahahahahahaahahahcough cough gasp hahahahahahahahehehehehahahahahahahah. ps. one of my friends (female) did practically the same thing. don't feel bad.

[tWoSour]

I have definatly fallen victem to making drunk phone calls......never a good thing.

Got that under control now, and I dont do it anymore

Actually, I've been booze-free for 10 weeks now.....I think I'm gonna break that next weekend tho...

[Wheels]

I have definatly fallen victem to making drunk phone calls......never a good thing.

Got that under control now, and I dont do it anymore

Actually, I've been booze-free for 10 weeks now.....I think I'm gonna break that next weekend tho...
ahhh the joys of drunk phone calls... i once raked up a $200 bill just from calling everyone on my phone address book... not good

[Guttermouth]

I kissed a girl once, it sucked. I'm not gay.

[IAmSoVerySpecial]

Kissing girls is no big deal. I'm not gay either.

[psychoDiablo]

kissing girls is probably the best thing in the world.

that is...if they can kiss.
and that means alot.

[superchicken002]

Yeah I am known to make drunk phone calls. I've called up ex boyfriends before and have had "deep meaningful" conversations... yeah.

I also stole a chair from a Wendy's while intoxicated...

Dumb shit like that.

[Nami]

IAmSoVerySpecial, are you going to share your experience?

Does anyone know why my pic is unavailable? Was it too obscene? I thought it'd be a perfect illustration of why binge drinking is bad. Oh, well.

[Terrible 1]

Hey everyone i'm back again.
Not that anyone cares,
What I did wil make you all feel better, lmao
I was really wasted one night and me and my mate were seeing who could climb those wooden phone cable polls without the stickie outy bits on them. We didnt manage that so we walked around town for a bit and started talking to some homeless dude about politics which is interesting while drunk. Then I challenged some girl in the street to take her bra off without taking her top off. She did it and I put the bra on over my top and walked down through town with it on before the girl cam running after me for it. Quite amuzing when you wake up the next morning thinking, how much did I drink last night to do all that. :ponder: I found out the next day. 2 bottles of whiskey 1 bottle of gin and 10 beers between us what a mix. Surprisingly I wasn't sick, well at least I dont think I was, hmm better check behind the appliances in the kitchen.

[IAmSoVerySpecial]

I'll PM you later :smile:

[Mr Stabby]

Traffic cones. Fun to carry home. Spewing a lot.

Busting out my JT dance moves because I really can dance like JT.*






*Only when pished.
Its not a good night If you don't get a traffic cone.:biggrin: ...I have actually woken up with traffics cones in my bed after a heavy night\early morning session of drinkin.....and the weird thing is no-one can seem to remember where it came from......

Ah my drunken encounters have been many and much fun.....we once stole some breeze(sinder) blocks from a construction site with the intent to build a student shelf....but we stood there discussing it for like an hour before we took the blocks....and when we got them, we took 'em back home and then promptly forgot about the shelf and just stacked them in the middle of the floor in my parents bedroom so they woke up with a tower of breeze blocks to greet the new day....lol

There are other times, but I shall just leave you with that one for now....I have important matters to attend to...:wink: :biggrin:

[Yugoloth]

Nabbed ten traffic cones once. Wasn't even drunk. When I tossed the stack into my friend's trunk, it cracked the interior. Oops. Damn things are heavy when you get enough of them.

Once, at a party, I got smashed and tried to break the floor in the living room. I'd jump up as high as I could, then kick out my feet and shoulder bomb the floor. I failed to break it, but I did hit it hard enough to make the CD player skip.

[SpudNuts]

I can't remember the things I've Done when I'm really drunk. And I can normally control myself when I'm sorta halfway to uber-pished.

Its getting expensive, £50 last time and i wasn't rat arsed. :(

[Wheels]

meh
costs me $10, grab a four pack and drink all four as fast as you can through a straw :P

the problem with me gettin uber-pissed is that i remember the gist of all the bad things i do, EVERYTHING all the bad shit... all of it... :(

[Weasel]

Does anyone know why my pic is unavailable? Was it too obscene? I thought it'd be a perfect illustration of why binge drinking is bad. Oh, well.

If it was in the upload folder it's just temporarly 404.

The upload feature was getting so popular it used 50 GB of transfer in the first two weeks of this month.

As for the topic, I've done nothing stupid while drunk. :cool:

[Wheels]

50 GB... fuck some people upload too much...

[Mr Stabby]

As for the topic, I've done nothing stupid while drunk. :cool:
Yeah and we're gonna believe that because? :biggrin: :wink: :tongue:

[Terrible 1]

After I posted last night I got a phone call from a friend I havnt seen for like ages and he suggested we meet up in town. So I went down the town and we talked for about 10 minutes then went down the bar and got ass faced. Funny that road cones got metioned lol we built a statue, well a failed attempt at a statue in a field right behind another of my frinds house. So knowing I did that last night i went to see him this morning to see if our statue was still there. he was mega pee'd he kept swearing round the kitchen about pissheads throwing stuff in his field. Damn right road cones are heavy when you got enough. Ah well stupid me.:biggrin:

[HauntedMike]

Going out in five... tell you tomorrow :biggrin:

-Mike

[Yugoloth]

meh
costs me $10, grab a four pack and drink all four as fast as you can through a straw :P

the problem with me gettin uber-pissed is that i remember the gist of all the bad things i do, EVERYTHING all the bad shit... all of it... :(

I wish I remembered everything. I only remember some of the bad stuff, so I get to feel guilty about that and then have people snickering at me cuz they know something I don't :ermm:

[psylo_42]

I was at a camp ground that I've never been to and was drinking with people I didn't know. I haven't dranken in almost five months so I had become a real light wieght and still decided to play a drinking game. To make a long story short, I puked on some dudes car, I puked on some one's chair in front of a bunch of cute girls,and then I puked right in front of my mom. Then I changed my clothes cause, oh ya, I also puked on my clothes. Then I decided to brush my teeth then sit down for about two hours in a state of unconsiousness. After that I went back to the campground, accidentally smoked a few bowls in front of my mom as well and then comenced some more drinking after she left.Trouble, Trouble, Trouble. I honestly can't wait to do it again.

[Thrice]

I called some guy in Canada. He talked to me as I booted all over the floor. Never talked to him again. Nice guy though.

[shahrul]

naked and sleep at the floor....hei Thrice,i have seen your band website.not bad!!!

[ablethevoice]

I keep seeing "visitors" viewing this thread so I figured now was a good time to bump it.


In the spirit of Dave Letterman, I'll give you the top 100 stupidest things to do while drunk:
#100-#1: DRIVE (http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/alton.asp)

[underwater_kitten]

Yay for bumping!


Made out [[trying to, anyway]] with everyone that came near me, including females
Kept screaming, "I WANT SEX!" while trying to practically rape everyone nearby
Kissed another guy very heavily
Burst out in random giggle fits
The list goes on and on...


I do that after 3/4 of a bottle of Smirnoff.
As well as...
- Flirting outragously
- Hitting on my friends mum
- Passing out in a hammock
- Coming to under a desk
- Begging my ex to kiss me
- Spending about $100 on phone calls

I do this a fair bit...
I've also made out with a good friends boyfriend, who's also a good friend of mine, after he got me drunk.
That was an interesting night. :puzzled:

[Demento]

Yay for bumping!
I do that after 3/4 of a bottle of Smirnoff.



Hah, yeah right.




My top things that happen when im drunk.

I get naked.
If im not naked, im outside in a speedo ( i play waterpolo).
try to be intellectual. im told that i sit there and try to analyze the shit out of something that would normally be an easy thought

Top things I love to DO when drunk

walk.
lay down.
sit in a moving car. they seem to be moving twice as fast, and turning twice as sharp.

[LSDguineapig]

Apparently I was responsible for the piss on my buddy's door during my freshman year...it took 6 months or more to convince me, but I must have done it (his door was opposite the bathroom door, not that that really explains anything)

I also took a golfcart on a late night cruise, picked up some strange dude at the docks, got smashed while driving until I ran the cart off the path, losing my glasses, then forgetting my sandals after leaving...after dropping off my strange compatriot, I went back for the sandals, still couldn't find the glasses, and, while having a panic attack on the way home with a dwindling battery/headlights and no glasses, managed to turn 90deg off the path into the woods, getting it stuck until I manhandled it back on the path...

I've been drinking less now, but I do think I'm gonna grab a glass of some Cab Sav...

[sazzle]

In the spirit of Dave Letterman, I'll give you the top 100 stupidest things to do while drunk:
#100-#1: DRIVE (http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/alton.asp)

Thanks for the warning on that scary photo! :confused:

Thoroughly traumatised after looking at that photo...

I'd list some of mine, but i'm too traumatised. :confused:

[psychoDiablo]

what isn't there to do when you're drunk??

[ablethevoice]

Thanks for the warning on that scary photo! :confused:

Thoroughly traumatised after looking at that photo...

I'd list some of mine, but i'm too traumatised. :confused:

Good. That was my intent. Frankly, I think people caught driving drunk should be dragged out of their cars and shot dead on the spot. If you think that's rough, check out some DUI penalties in other countries (http://webpages.charter.net/ricknet/duilaws.htm). Particularly Bulgaria and El Salvador. South Africa ain't too cool either. I still think America goes too soft on DUI offenders.

[notlob]

hmmm, i can't really remember any drunk misbehaviour i've had, except what i'm told by friends who actually remembered.. many are to do with music in the background..or something along those lines:

1. Danced with my guitarist
2. Headbanged against a wall to the song Mercyful Fate - Metallica
3. Got uked on by a friend and carried on talking to him like it didn't happen

i'm sure there are more, but i can't remember em, but something i'm proud of doing when i was drunk was playin the entire Adam's Family Theme Song on my bass using the 'two handed tapping' technique' without a hitch!

[Kortenie]

I haven't done anything stupid besides deciding that walking on an air mattress would be an okay thing to do while drunk... .NOT GOOOOOOD.


hahahaha

[me inside]

Took off my shoes and danced bare foot. I kicked my friend's cat and threw water on it.
The most stupid thing, was taking my fathers car and just went drifting(as If i know how to). lmao

[sazzle]

Good. That was my intent. Frankly, I think people caught driving drunk should be dragged out of their cars and shot dead on the spot. If you think that's rough, check out some DUI penalties in other countries (http://webpages.charter.net/ricknet/duilaws.htm). Particularly Bulgaria and El Salvador. South Africa ain't too cool either. I still think America goes too soft on DUI offenders.

Oh yeah i totally agree, i've just never /seen/ photos like that. I've driven hungover before, but that was only once and it was because i had uni the next day...

I like the Australian penalty-
Australia:
The names of the drivers are sent to the local newspapers and are printed under the heading "He's Drunk and in Jail"


Although I've never actually seen that in a newspaper before.

Most of my embarassing things just include kissing people i shouldn't have, and making a general ass out of myself. I did break into my school while drunk and set off all the alarms. I've also stolen various traffic signs and threw most of them off a bridge. At schoolies me and a friend went through a crowd of people asking [shouting..] them if their name was "claire". Also got busted by cops for public drinking on the beach [stupid Qld laws...] and sneaking cans of smirnoff into a club.

[ablethevoice]

Oh yeah i totally agree, i've just never /seen/ photos like that. I've driven hungover before, but that was only once and it was because i had uni the next day...




Gotta go check out rotten.com then. Crime scene photos snuck out of police stations, uncensored accident pix..alll sorts of cheerful stuff...

[Jagged]

I've done some pretty stupid things,

1) Drunk Dialed.
2) Asked for random sexual favors.
3) Walked home barefoot in the snow,
4) Talked to the cops, I was really sloshed They did'nt care. Gotta love the country.
5) Picked fights
6) Experimented with new substances
7) Woke up and had no fucking idea where I was.
8) Went home to talk to my parents, (back in the day I was like 14.) ahhaha
9) Went swimming in the ocean, and then decided to attempt to swim across a lake. (No I didn't make it, a friend dragged me back in to shore half way out.)
10) Went to work.
11) Molested a blow up doll, ahahaha. (Good party by the way.)
12) Made out with WAY to many males and females at once.
13) Trashed my own house.

& a whole lot more, although the best ones are ones I cant really recall. ahahah

[casandra]

if it's a chill night

kinda drunk- play cards with my friends

drunk- hustle the pool tables and dart boards

trashed- debate my fucking ass off and dominate

if it's a crazy party

kinda drunk- sing along and headbang with every song

drunk- dance on tables and love everyone

trashed- take off my clothes and swim regardless of weather in nearby oceans, pools and or hottubs.

[sexysouthpaw22]

I used to be a dancer, and one night after a ludacrous number of fateful dirty martinis, I fell off the pole and had to be rushed to the hospital for a severe concussion. Pretty scary stuff...

[jamie2124]

:depressd: the last stupid thing iv'e done when i was drunk is i bother the people downstairs to hang out. and i called one dude a pee pee over and over again. and on of the brothers is really hot and i think he belives im a dumb ass drunk. I know his mother doesnt like me because she's a big christian and i know she she can hear all the stupid shit i say. So the next day after being trashed the night before i feel like a dumb ass and i just think how annoying i probably was that night. i really like one of the dudes but yeah. i just made a huge fool of myself more that once. but oh well, im still gunna keep on drinking.:tongue:

[EmperorChaos]

Okay uhm... well, welcome to the forum then.

Stupid things I do when I'm drunk:

* Drive.
* Do other substances I normally don't do.
* Nearly shoot up heroin.
* Keep drinking for days.

[Demento]

Okay uhm... well, welcome to the forum then.

Stupid things I do when I'm drunk:


* Do other substances I normally don't do.


This is how i smoked my first cigarette and hit my first bong. Seemed like a good idea at the time.... lol

[EmperorChaos]

Seemed like a good idea at the time.... lol

Doesn't it though? Like I said, I nearly did heroin once but luckily for me the junkie who was doing it didn't want to share.

I don't honestly think he didn't want me hooked on the stuff, despite him being one of my best friends for years before he became a hobo. After all, misery loves company.

[casandra]

yeah well good, i'm suprised you were stupid enough to ask

[EmperorChaos]

^ Hence the thread title, "Stupid Things" not "The Best Ideas Ever"

[TEOdor]

The crazyest thing i've ver done is play hide and seek naked with about 20 people at a friends house. Thank god the naighbours were nice people and didnt call the police.

[Demento]

-Walked around a party naked, at least 45 minutes straight.
-Also took a girls phone, and put a picture of my penis as the wallpaper. That was very funny, actually.
-Tried to hide from the cops by turning the lights off and hiding behind a door. There actually were no cops... lol
-Drunk dialed ex girlfriends with nasty messages... on several occasions.
-While getting a bj from a girl, gave her a facial, and at this point a friend walked in and took a picture. That was wild.

[Rhylin]

Drunk stories are always better when you look back on them a few months later.

I was with a group of friends about a year ago when someone threw out the idea that we should break into the golf club and use the pool at 2 in the morning. Naturally being inebriated, this sounded like a great idea. Of course, it wouldn't be a good story if we weren't all naked doing flips off the diving board when the police showed up. My guy friend and I were sitting on the edge talking when we look over to see the rest of our group running through the field. We figured it out pretty quick when the flashlights hit us...

Luckily for us, the cops were having a good night, and just asked us kindly to put on clothes and go home. We took all of our friend's clothes for leaving us there, and they had to run naked 20 minutes through neighborhoods to get back home. It was a good day...

[Funk*Sonic*7]

One time when I was in my early 20's I got so drunk on Southern Comfort that I put my hand through a window.
I still have a scar on my hand that looks like a smiley face. I was acting out my anger from a bad break-up I had at the time.
Man what a stupid loser move that was! I'm definitely not anything like that. That was the first and only time I ever did such a thing. I'm all about peace and love. Yeah that's right.

Another thing I did about 4 years ago was pass out in my friend's pool.
My friend had a party and his pool was almost hot tub temperature.
I drank a lot of Absolute vodka mixed drinks, went into his pool, and fell asleep. They had to drag me out.

The only other thing I can think of is like 6 or 7 years ago I met this girl at a bar. I went home with her, and slept with her and her friend. The fact that I didn't know anything about these girls, is what made it so stupid. And if I was sober, I probably would of thought twice. I didn't know that her friend was going to be involved until I got to her house. Thank god I used protection because I figured out (after the fact) that these girls do this all the time. Even though I used protection, I was still kind of paranoid so I went to the doctors to get tested, and sweated it out for almost 2 weeks waiting for the results. The nurse called me up and said I was negative. Whew!!!

[Jenn and tonic]

Honestly, I knit when I'm drunk. Or, try to. If I'm at home, I'll also attempt to do household chores, only it never works because I usually have zero coordination when I'm inebriated. Ha, I'm prolly the most boring drunk you could ever imagine.

[Guinness And Mohawks]

lets see. i do things i know will most likely end badly for myself and should cause me to end up in handcuffs, a hospital bed, or both. i pick fights with random football/rugby players, pet police horses, sleep on roofs. im also very easily persuaded to do stupid things. but thats only on the bad nights. some nights if im chilling and drinking i end up at the TKE house playing pong, swimming, guitar hero, random jam sessions with my rommies/ best friends and make the most killer in your face noise known to man (our drunk band is known as Burning Truit), we also play drunken man hunt, woods roulette (stand in the middle of the woods all facing in a diff direction, and run straight with your eyes closed and covered, last one standing wins). so it could go either way when im drinking, either blatantly stupid, or funny. its all a matter of mood.

[Funk*Sonic*7]

Honestly, I knit when I'm drunk. Or, try to. If I'm at home, I'll also attempt to do household chores, only it never works because I usually have zero coordination when I'm inebriated. Ha, I'm prolly the most boring drunk you could ever imagine.

That actually could be very entertaining to watch. Next time, you should have somebody videotape you cleaning the house and knitted while in a drunken stupor. You may be able to send the footage into some tv show, and make some money!

[Fox]

Usually depends on what I'm drinking and Where I'm at. First time I went to my friend's frat house I was started beating my chest saying "King..K..K...King Kong in the Trunk". Now when I party with those guys my nickname is King Kong.

I live 40 min from the beach and go there frequently....honestly I don't remember much of the trips I just remember the storys i hear about myself and why I lost my shoes or whatever afterwards.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5397/n5620209312979181857ag1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Rhylin]

Aww... I miss the beach so much. I don't think I'll stay here in CO past fall. I don't feel like dealing with the snow. I'll have to get back out to a coastline.

[EmperorChaos]

I live 15 to 45 to 90 minutes from the beach, depending on which of about five I'd like to go to.

And being drunk there is fun. I lost my clothes and a Gerber knife at Edisto beach once.

[Rhylin]

-.- I always lose my clothes when I drink. I feel that clothes are restricting and alcohol is liberating, and that notion equals my being naked every time. It's quite the dilemma. I don't actually care that much, but I should probably come with my own warning label.

I'm a very happy drunk, though. That's all that really matters. Why does everyone live by a beach but me? I'm stuck in the dry, desolate mountains filled with rocks and yuppies.

[EmperorChaos]

I prefer the mountains to the beach. And I think most people prefer that I leave my clothes on.

[Rhylin]

Nope, everyone should be naked all the time. Why? Because it's just more fun.

The mountains are okay, it's better with both. When I lived in Nor Cal, it was the best of both... but the people were horrible. You can just never win, I guess...

[EmperorChaos]

I'm drunk now! Woohoo! It's only 4:30. Well, not really drunk. But tipsy, and getting drunker. Good times.

[Rhylin]

Aw... I wish I wasn't the only person who has Tuesday off so someone would come get drunk with me. I can't do it alone, because that suggests a pathetic social life and signs of alcoholism. :ponder:

[EmperorChaos]

suggests a pathetic social life and signs of alcoholism. :ponder:


*reads this last line over and over again*

*goes to make another drink and get his cat*

[Rhylin]

Hah! Well as long as I'm not alone...

I feel like something fruity, as I have been longing for the beach. I think I'll go make myself a Pina Colada. I just bought a fresh pineapple when I was shopping yesterday.

[Demento]

hey, unfortunately im sober too. My friends and i finished our two handles of vodka monday night, and are all underage.. so buyin more is out of the question :(

[Rhylin]

That's unfortunate. I need to go make an alcohol run - even more unfortunate. I haven't felt like showering today and am in no shape to show myself in public...

[Fox]

I buy 2 30 packs a day give 10 to my friend Matt who is 21 then sell the remainders for 75 cents a beer to the rest of my friends at a party to cover the cost of the beer/liquor tommarrow along with some poker funds

[sexinupthevodka]

haha, I tend to get drunk and take off my clothes and make out with people. Why just the other night this guy asked me to be his girlfriend...we then went to a party and I got drunk and started to practically molest him.

He still hasn't called me, he's probably afraid I'm a whore.

Which I can be.

When I'm drunk.

*a little sad*

I also like to bake when I'm drunk, which I can actually manage to do sometimes. It's trippy.

[EmperorChaos]

haha, I tend to get drunk and take off my clothes and make out with people


*leans on his elbow with arm over his head against an imaginary doorway*

Hey. How's it goin'? You new 'round here?

[saintsmythe]

It's 2:30 and I'm about to start drinking. Yay for first day off in a week!

Usually when I'm drunk I go onto the internet and post retarded shit on forums. >_>

[Demento]

I have a new favorite hobby.

Drunken Cosmic Bowling.

[Fox]

I've run around the party rapping the King Kong song while beating my chest

mostly I pull a Jim Morison and run around like a wildman

[EmperorChaos]

I am the Lizard King.
I can do anything.

[poops_and_giggles]

rite then ppl i wanna hear it all :)

things you have done/would like 2 do drunk

dont let me down :):):)
.................................................. .................

ive bin reli bad over the past few months have have done some massively dumb things e.g.

1. tryed my best to get with the ugliest girl at the party (not tht bad but she was massively fat lol)
2. got with an asian (actually quite proud :))
3. got drunked tattoo of my friends initals on my butt (he got mine 2 dnt worry)
4. got a hot metal brand (also on my ass)
5. got in many many fights (not won one)
6. got with this chick like 2 years younger thn me :()
7. kissed a guy
8. got kissed in the trousers.........by a guy :'( (i am TOTALLY not gay, just will do anything while drunk)

thats just for starters

theres stuff i dnt remember and i 4 get everything when i drink so its probs quite a lot

tell me yours :)

[doublea114]

me, i act like a total idiot, lmao, im like you dude, i'd do almost anything.
um too many things happen when im around drunk :rofl:

[foxyphoenix]

Man, type out your words. It's difficult to justify reading a post about idiotic things done while intoxicated if the post itself reads slurred and stupid. If it's important enough to post, spend a bit of time writing it out.

[doublea114]

are you talking to foxy, just curious, i type to fast sometimes, usually when i drink Md, my fingers fly and i make tons of mistakes

[foxyphoenix]

are you talking to foxy, just curious, i type to fast sometimes, usually when i drink Md, my fingers fly and i make tons of mistakes

Mostly the first post; it took a third read for me to fully get it.
You could stand a spell check and grammar, but you're not as bad.

[Thoughtcrime]

For the love of god, can't people just type all the letters in a word?

[amphiskios]

I am so impressed that you got your friend's initials tattooed on your ass.

[Kali]

For the love of god, can't people just type all the letters in a word?

Or perhaps all the words in a sentence, even?

[ablethevoice]

also, THE TITLE OF THE THREAD IS HOLLERING AT THE TOP OF HIS VIRTUAL VOICE, and th erestis a garb led messof lowerca seword s withnopunctu ation:bored:

My suggestion is to try not to post with a blood alcohol level which looks like a phone number and ask yourself whether or not anyone gives a flying shit what stupid things you do when drunk.
Besides, there's already a very long thread with this exact same topic floating around here.

[Jugband]

Wow. wow. wow.
The only thing that's more annoying than the title is his username.

[Pittielynn]

There is already a thread for this. http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7109

[Thoughtcrime]

I'm pretty sure I spent about 50 minutes huddled with my friend in a closet trying to avoid her dad. Turned out her dad wasn't home. That was weed/extasy/purple drank (liquid codiene)

Last time I got drunk...let's see...I got a LOT drunker than the other people I was drinking with. To the point where I think I was probably the main entertainment. I remember crawing through my living room, puking as I went. Then, in a stroke of genius, I took all the laundry I'd spent all day washing, ironing, and folding, and dumped them on the fresh vomit. To...absorb it. That's by no way the most ridiculous thing I've done under the influence though.

I got kicked out of the bowling alley for running all the way down the lane, shirtless, singing. I stole a scooter from a store. Just rode it out. But I'm pretty sure I was actually sober for that :/

[Zanahoria_Picante]

I just wanted to let you know, I've been watching you secretly without you knowing it.

I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaann, "threads merged"!

[Thoughtcrime]

I just wanted to let you know, I've been watching you secretly without you knowing it.Oh you would.

[Zanahoria_Picante]

Oh you would. :cheeky: / :devious: / :nervous: / :worried2: / :calm: / etc.

[poops_and_giggles]

lollin i didn't even realise there was another post :)

ah well i still wanna hear more

(and am now typing in full words as it seemed to annoy so many people last time lol)

[GoddessDivine]

Well I enjoy stealing cones while drunk, talking through them as if they were megaphones and then leaving them in front of peoples front doors

[Clamps]

Well I enjoy stealing cones while drunk, talking through them as if they were megaphones and then leaving them in front of peoples front doors


You mean my front door. Dana doesn't just steal the cones, she gets this look on her face and it's almost like she has a cone dance. She has been known to sing random songs about girls pee-ing on the street too. Oh and then there is the destroying of varnished tables too.

[blackheart]

i dumped my boyfriend last week when i was totally smashed and ive spent the rest of the week trying to get back with him. kinda backfired abit.

[poops_and_giggles]

guttin lol

i almost did tht with my ex but i fell asleep b4 i could get my self i serious trouble :)

[EmperorChaos]

I roll around in a sharp bushes to make crop circles and get bitten by who knows how many insects.

I advance into the woods without a light and think I stumbled upon a fossil. Well, it felt like a fossil in the darkness. So I brought it back with me inside and it turned out to be a large piece of broken pottery. No, not ancient either, I could see the lines on it proving it had been manufactured in a factory.

Those are a few stupid things I did the other night.

[GoddessDivine]

just a few....that was a slow night.
but you do so love to wander into the woods

[EmperorChaos]

^If there are woods and I am drunk, I inevitably wander into them. I've been doing it forever.

[Dasein]

Let me make it clear that I stopped drinking when I was 22 for about 2 years. I just in the past year started drinking again. Also most of what i am about to tell you happened when i was in my late teens.

Got drunk at a friends house, drove my girlfriend 30 minutes to her home, went to the gas station, picked up some guys i did not know, drove them downtown (15 minutes away) going 110 in the middle lane over the bridge to downtown. Drove them to the ghetto where they bought weed, drove them back while getting high and dropped them off, then went home.

Drove drunk from Washington, D.C. to Charleston, S.C. - over 8 hour drive

Let my friend Taylor who had a D.U.I. drive us drunk to Columbia (an hour+ away), to get a cup of coffee and let him drive back

these last two are connected:

august, 2001 - drinking at my friend carter's house, am wasted - zach and jason come over and are drunk and have liquor - drink their liquor then had a contest with jason to roll down to the end and not fall off of the sloped 3rd story roof of carters apartment, pissed off of the roof, through many bottles off of the roof. - Jason wants to go to alex's (a diner) to get some food and i want to go but when we get outside i insist on driving myself. I fight (we were laughing) my best friend zach for my keys and throw him on the ground and run to my car. I then proceeded to hit 4 cars (1 every block or so). I went to jail and luckily only got reckless driving.
I find out my car can either be totaled or repaired. The place we take it to says it would be more cost efficient to repair it.
skip to 2003 - we find out the repair people were scamming us and the insurance company sues them and we are going to get a check for the value of the car but have to turn the car over to the insurance company so it can get totaled. The night before I go to my friends and get wasted and tell them all I am going to grand theft auto my car on the way home. They wouldn't let me leave. I convince them to let me get my friend Dan to drive my car with me to the gas station so i can get a drink or something. We get to the gas station and I convince him to go get it for me and leave the car running. As soon as he gets in the gas station i take the car. That night I hit many mail boxes, drove through a lot of yards and the most fun thing i remember doing is running into a van.
Anyways i got my car home and we took it the next day, my mom was furious, but we got the money and i never got in trouble.

Good times.
Seriously though, drinking, at least like i did, is not good. It only makes you a jack ass or makes you do something stupid or makes you sad or something. I don't advise it. Getting high is much better.

[Bamcubz]

First of all I have NEVER in my life been drunk. The most I ever drink is 1 - usually a wine cooler.

Now I have smoke a bit with Able, where I have turned around and told him that I made it to the door on 1 foot...... or have completely lost track of time for about 30 minutes, that really freaked me out. I really hate "loosing" control so I don't.

[superawesome]

once i drank a shit ton of absent and switched pants with some dude..i also had a random urge to drink some hot tea..so i made some over the stove..apparantly haha i didnt even have a hang over the next day

[GoddessDivine]

what the hell is absent?

[Jenn and tonic]

I believe she meant 'absinthe.'

[GoddessDivine]

ah right, the green fairy of course

[hollaballa]

hmm there is quite a list, its all super stupid shit that i get apparently really amused by doing
- move for sale signs
- swim in fountains of aparment buildings, hotels, etc.
- once me and two friends were walking home drunk and we bumped into some 23 year olds who had obviously been out drinking anyways we had some prohibited parking signs we had took a couple minutes ago and a potted plant, they asked us where we got them and we told them the midnight garage sales going on a little back. anyway they invited us up for drinks so we gladly accepted. we said our names and had a good time, whats better then free booze? ...little did they know we gave fake names and were only 15 hahhaha
- once me and my friend missed our bus and decided to stick around back at a house party that had already been busted by the cops. so we met the angry neightbours i offered them pretzels and we booked it outta there and ran into a wedding social that was going on in this community centre it was awesome, open bar! we walked out double fisting it, met the grooms brother who wasent in the wedding party made fun of him and took off down the road with no ride home but that didnt even cross our minds, luckily we got picked up by some of our friends right before an old man was catching up to us.
- oh once i got chased by some judge for moving his creepy lawn ornaments to face inside haha
- i left a giant stuffed garfield and friends on someone front lawn chairs
- moved an entire set of someones backyard table and chairs across the street and set them up accordingly
- sat on a piece of pizza in white shorts (unaware) and danced with everyone
- played soccer drunk got benched for getting hit straight in the face with the ball
- banged on some random womens window until she rolled it down and thats when i acted like a mainac and asked for her to drive me and my friend home it didnt help we were dressed up like huge gangsters for a themed party we had been at
- tried to pay for bus tickets and a slurpee at seven eleven with the money from the animal shelter donation collection box. i was then offered free food if i would just leave the store entirely
- peed down the roof of my old school

im sure theres more i just cant think of now haha, i love to drink and fuck shit up makes for a real good time

[SpudNuts]

once i drank a shit ton of absent and switched pants with some dude..i also had a random urge to drink some hot tea..so i made some over the stove..apparantly haha i didnt even have a hang over the next day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Balls.

[EmperorChaos]

hollabolla, you've got problems.

[Thoughtcrime]

once i drank a shit ton of absent and switched pants with some dude..i also had a random urge to drink some hot tea..so i made some over the stove..apparantly haha i didnt even have a hang over the next dayA few weeks ago my friend came home from Spain and brought us a bottle of Absinth. I can't remember how much I drank, but I know the fifth was empty in the morning. I ended up lying facedown on the sidewalk in front of my apartment complex. Somehow I got back upstairs and then promptly passed out on my balcony, where I awoke the next morning covered in vomit I can only hope was mine.

[EmperorChaos]

There's absinthe, and then there's absinthe distilled from wormwood. You likely had the former. I'd like the latter.

[GoddessDivine]

and i would like either

[Mr.Cravatte]

I talk even faster and I can't help to talk about the perfectness of biological systems.

[SpudNuts]

Absinthe is only semi-drinkable when served the proper way using the spoon and suger, etc

Other than that its god awful stuff.




Now whisky, that's the amber nectar. Anybody drink whisky here?

[EmperorChaos]

I do! I do! With Tullamore Dew being one of my favorite whiskys. That's an Irish whisky though. I don't have a favorite Scotch. Cutty Sark is about the only one I know. Well, that and Glen Moray and J&B's.

[SpudNuts]

Gonna split hairs here but the Irish (and the rest of the world) make Whiskey. We make Whisky.

Highland Park best single malt in the world, bar none. Right now i'm gorging on Cameron Brig when I'm down the boozer, single grain and only £1.50 a nip, lovely.

[EmperorChaos]

I am not gonna get into why I don't spell the word "whiskey" but "whisky" in all cases as it has more to do with linguistics than anything. And that's boring. Everyone knows that.

[XMaramena]

Today I got absolutely plastered. It was only 4pm as well. We all headed down the park, and everyone was drinking a little bit, but nothing serious - mostly just chilling. They all dared me to get drunk, so I went out and bought a 2l bottle of vodka and a bottle of lemonade, and a 6 pack of strongbow. I proceeded to down the strongbows each in one go. Within a few minutes I was dizzy as shit. Then they got a bucket and poured all the lemonade and vodka into it. I went and drunk the entire bucket, with only a few tiny splashes out the side - people were having to hold me upright. Anyway, I had finished my insane consumption of alcohol, and was bloody tripping. I don't remember much else, although I will tell you what I heard from people, and what I saw on mobile phone videos:

- Stripping naked and dodging traffic on the nearby dual traffic.
- Getting off with 9 chicks.
- Catwalking a very long, very thin, very high wall, before plummeting down into a pile of dog shit.
- Writing a cheque for god-knows-how-much for god-knows-who... all I know is that it was four figures.
- Trying to do a wall flip and just running face-first into the wall, with a little jump just before impact
- Lying in the road, in a protest against the human race.
- Rearranging the park benches and bins so that when looked down from a birds-eye view, the result looks uncannily like a penis and balls.
- Calling up dominoes pizza, and asking to play dominoes with them.
- Going for a swim... without any water. It just looked like I was sexually abusing the grass.
AND FINALLY, THE PRIDE OF MY DAY
- - - Being asked to leave by park security, unzipping and then pissing all over the park wardens, then when police arrived I sicked up all over the back seat of their cruiser.

Despite waking up in a police cell that stunk of piss (most likely mine), and a hangover that made me think seriously about suicide, I think I had the best time of my life, but I can't really remember now. Oh well - I'll just have to do it again next weekend. I didn't even get a caution - the cops get a lot of guys like me and I just don't think they can be bothered with the paperwork. :D


Strongbow anyone?

[XMaramena]

First of all I have NEVER in my life been drunk. The most I ever drink is 1 - usually a wine cooler.

Now I have smoke a bit with Able, where I have turned around and told him that I made it to the door on 1 foot...... or have completely lost track of time for about 30 minutes, that really freaked me out. I really hate "loosing" control so I don't.

When I'm pissed, I don't even know which year it is. Let alone the time. I say "what's the time" and somebody says 2:30. 5 minutes (or 5 minutes in my time) later I ask "what's the time" and they say 7:15.

More often than not, I go on to shout at "god" for being such a dick stealing my time, and I "want it back!".
- Even though I don't believe in god whatsoever

[foxyphoenix]

Despite waking up in a police cell that stunk of piss (most likely mine), and a hangover that made me think seriously about suicide, I think I had the best time of my life, but I can't really remember now.

This is why I don't get drunk; what the fuck is the point of having all that 'fun' if you can't even remember it?
If you can't remember it, then you obviously continue to do it for the pleasure and entertainment of others and that's no way to spend your time and/or kill your brain cells.

[GoddessDivine]

dared you to get drunk? Lame

[Psychosis]

I dunno...that all seems a little too much for ONE session..if at all...so im calling bullshit..1 thing definately, 2 things maybe...3 or more? far fetched...

hey X boy, you say you have phone videos...lets see em then...otherwise I call bull on this...

[GoddessDivine]

^I agree, bullshit

[Blackass]

This is why I don't get drunk; what the fuck is the point of having all that 'fun' if you can't even remember it?
If you can't remember it, then you obviously continue to do it for the pleasure and entertainment of others and that's no way to spend your time and/or kill your brain cells.

Oh you and your logic. Give it a try once, you don't have to black out.

[Savage_Nature]

I call bullshit.

I question X being 18, if he was dared to get drunk that makes no sense.

Supposing he IS 18 and it was his first time getting drunk, his friends may have dared him. For his first time he wouldn't have drank that much though. People go to the hospital and get their stomach pumped for much less.

Just sounds like he's trying to be 'hardcore'

If any are true, I would guess:

- Lying in the road, in a protest against the human race.
- Rearranging the park benches and bins so that when looked down from a birds-eye view, the result looks uncannily like a penis and balls.
- Calling up dominoes pizza, and asking to play dominoes with them.
- Going for a swim... without any water. It just looked like I was sexually abusing the grass.
- Being asked to leave by park security (no pissing, maybe some hurling, and the waking up in the drunk tank part, then they called his parents)

[Christian]

Oh you and your logic. Give it a try once, you don't have to black out.

It's not hat foxy never drank or will drink. I've seen her drinking some alcohol at Hamanas wedding, housewarming and on my birthday in the Casabonita. She just drinks in a good way; for the taste, for fun, but not to 'shitfaced', to pass out and/or to do stupid things she doesn't even want to remember the next day..
I want a Margarita.. and she wants a Margarita too!
Thats pretty cool, though.

--

I don't believe what XMaramena wrote as well, it's way too much. ..And "dared to get drunk"? Thats.. uhm.. well.. pretty lame (not to say stupid), isn't it?

[ablethevoice]

Instead of starting a whole new thread I figured this would be a good place to post this great poster I found on the Santa Rosa Sheriff Dept website.
Really, after seeing that does anything more need be said?

[Christian]

^ That's cool ^_^

[Yugoloth]

I live in a large apartment complex, which is retardedly laid out in a straight line with the parking structure at one end. So I leave the bar thinking "I don't need to stop at the bathroom, I'm going straight home." Then I get back, park my car, and realize it's like a quarter of a mile walk from the parking structure to my apartment. Fuck.

Maybe I can make it. I go from one end of the garage to the stairs (yes - the entire bottom floor is reserved for the three handicapped people who live here), still looking good, down the stairs, oh hell, I'm not going to make it. Right at the bottom of the stairs is a nice spot that's not only not visible from the street, but a dumpster blocks it from the security camera. Too tempting. So I take a leak on this palm tree. Possibly the closest, in my adult life, that I've come to messing myself, and definitely the most relieving piss that I've ever had.

This happens pretty much every week. The palm tree is not looking so good.

[Orgoth]

The only really stupid thing I do when I'm super drunk is call every girl in my contacts list and declare my love for them. It's usually an embarrassing next day, but thankfully I've only gotten that drunk twice.

Other than that I can hold my alcohol pretty well. I did go to Tim Horton's the other night while drunk and wanted an everything bagel with cream cheese and when the woman said they didn't have any everything bagels left I told her to fuck off and left. Not that funny looking back at it, but my friends enjoyed my tangent.

[EmperorChaos]

Orgoth, don't do that.

Instead of starting a whole new thread I figured this would be a good place to post this great poster I found on the Santa Rosa Sheriff Dept website.
Really, after seeing that does anything more need be said?

If it's a choice, I wanna ride in the hearse.

[Bamcubz]

As pissed off as I would be, I'd rather my kids call and wake me a 3 am to pick them up. A Mom's perspective.

[LetThemEatCake]

Decided It Would Be A Good Idea To Ride On The Back Of A Car While They Drove Around Trying To Throw Us Off.. Slid Off Onto Gravel And Scabbed My Knee And Elbow.. Hurt Like Hell.. Was Fun Though. Haha.

[Jagged]

The best thing to do when your high on shrooms is go for a tromps (RUN) in the pitch black woods with a million friends. Especially when you don't know the terrain ahahah. BEST TIME, minus all the crazy bruises the next morning.

[SketchImpressions]

^ fucking ausome!!

or the time walked wayyyyyyy to many block (105+) to find the river! yay acid!

Missed you btw!!

[UptheBeanStalk...]

Dear fucking lord that was a long walk! No wonder the river was so amazing, when we got there it was like reaching the end of TIME. Still extrenuous things while tripping are what make sheer experiences into epic journeys!

[rocknratm]

oh god where to start...
last night it was ufc about 10 beers and tequilla shots, ending with me wrestling my friend, whos huge and trained in wrestling and fighting... gettin my ass handed to me. Ya. And his brother was there, his brother always seems to see me being a drunk fool. They gave me a speech the last time about how bad alcohol is, and I basically toldthem f off.

But a better story- new years eve a couple years back, cops came because my friend slammed a dude through a table. He has a warrant so he goes and hides somewhere else and im yelling to warn him, the cops tell me to stop and I get in their faces and yell at them. So we both went to jail. Got to holding, im making fun of this cops half chrome half black gun- "what, they couldnt get you a glock? you have that half aluminum bullshit?" The cops are just laughing at me. I was in jail all weekend for that like 3 days (never saw a judge anyways), in a smaller town area, all the white people in there were tweekers. I sat with the black guys playing chess. But I digress.
I get out and get my car (spendy taxi ride), then go BACK to the town and get shitfaced. I end up in a detox facility that night. so all in all sucked. I get out, and cant remember where the hell my car is. Just forgot completely. SO I end up calling it in stolen, sounding like an idiot saying I might have just parked it somewhere.
The cops call me a few days later and I guess I put it on a random street that allows overnight parking. Makes sense, if I woulda remembered. DEtox was nice I was taking down boxes of apple juice like no tomorrow. They were super nice people there too. I ended up there I think because I was trying to get into a bar and probably just fell over or something idk.

I support the use of weed recreationally, spiritually and medicinally. NOT ALCOHOL, one of those do as I say not as I do things. Just in case some of you young bucks want some advise. Nice stories people keep em coming, I registered just for this thread.

[Dawn_Ruthless]

Haha okay, me and my best friend are pretty much joined at the hip, so I am going to write down the things at least one of us did. (Over about 7 nights)

1st Night:
1) went for a midnight swim on the beach
2) Played never have I ever, and ended up drinking a full bottle of vodka in a VERY short time, then had to go out and buy more. (well, get a legal person to buy more anyway.)
3) rolled around in the middle of the parking lot outside where she lived. Some ten year old kids were laughing and watching us, talking to us casually, cause it is pretty much normal for them =P
4) walked around holding a water bottle filled with vodka and told everyone it was water, although we were obviously pissed (drunk). and they smelled the bottle, haha.
5) did a strip dance to a bunch of guys
6) My friend went to the toilet and I forgot where she went so I went looking for her, running and shouting her name, and eventually falling over, to the amusement of the guys
7) trying to act normal when walking past a group of people with their kids (and failing horribly because we were on a beach and kept tripping over)
8) tried to go bridge jumping but was stopped by my friend
9) singing at the top of our lungs in a crowded street
10) tried to make a bonfire and once again, failed horribly

2nd Night:
1) giving some guys a naked lap dance (awkward the next day, but owell =P)
2) drank a bottle of DOUBLE strength vodka between us, as well as some goon
3) Threw a sausage at a wall
4) passing out then waking up and screaming at everyone for stealing our vodka (although we actually drank it)
5) Played strip pool
6) filled a girls glass with vodka, thinking she wouldn't notice the colour differences from red to clear.
7) Knocking someone over cause he tried to stop me from changing the song

The other five nights. (these were in a row so i cant remember the different nights.):
1) going cliff diving
2) dancing in the back of someones ute with a group of guys watching
3) being poles when a car comes past (lie on our backs and stick our arms and legs in the air. don't ask why)
4) Saying "I love waterfalls" to the guy i was hooking up with (don't ask)
5) pretending to be a bartender and handing out shots
6) Sitting in the back of the ute while doing burnouts
7) Slept on the beach with nothing but a sleeping back and waking up to people staring at us weirdly in the morning
8) Pretending we drank all our booze so the people we were hanging out with the day before wouldn't ask for some, then stumbled out, off our faces
9) Driving around for hours, downing 5 bottles of alcohol between us
10) throwing up out the window
11) Pretending to get naughty in the shower then walking out to the guys who were standing there looking shocked
12) trying to spin around on uneven ground in heels, not a good idea, but so much fun
13) flashing people out the car window
14) flashing some guys when our designated driver left for five minutes to drop his mates off.
14) walked around in our g-strings
15) Pretty sure there was more but I can't be bother thinking of them.

ps. A goon spin is when you get a back of goon and scull it WHILE spinning around in circles. Its really fun and gets you f***ed up really fast. Any drinkers should try it. Works with any alcohol though, so knock yourselves out. (I only realised that pun after I wrote it, haha)

[Pittielynn]

Well... That was interesting.

[hai Jay]

Some people should be banned from drinking alcohol (and not just because they are underage).

[Pittielynn]

Yeah... I don't think alcohol makes people stupid. I think stupid people drink alcohol and then use it as an excuse to do stupid things that societal boundaries would usually stop them from doing.

[hai Jay]

Agreed. Attention whores.

[Pittielynn]

Exactly!