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Well, I had an odd morning today. I woke up early and poured a bowl of Rice Krispies. Then I got into an argument with them. I destinctly heard, "Snap, crackle, fuck you!" I wasn't exactly sure which one said it but whoever it was, was going to pay! So I punished all of those damn little oat things by letting them sit all day, soggy, in a bowl. I wanted to drown them, but you know... They don't sink. They're practically made of air. The marines oughta use them mutherfuckers as life preservers. Oh well I gave up.
I found out I might be moving to Florida. We'll probably end up driving all of our goddamn shit there. I'd rather fly, even though we couldn't bring our furnature and things. On second thought, no. I don't like flying for many reasons... It's all confusing shit. I'm sitting there in the plane trying to figure out how to operate the fucking seatbelt. So then the lady comes up in front of the cabin and begins the safety lecture. Accually, the safety lecture is the best part. But it's real tricky to follow along. They say, "Place the small metal flap into the buckle." I immediatly raise my hand and ask for clarification. "Over here, yes, thank you. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say 'place the small metal flap into the buckle' or did you say 'place the buckle over the small metal flap." I'm a simple man. I do not possess an engineering degree, nor am I mechanically inclined.
I don't really know. Maybe I'm spasming out right now. I feel dizzy.
Weasel
07-01-2002, 11:26 PM
lmao :laugh:
stonedfish
07-02-2002, 03:35 AM
Flying can kick ass. Especially if you get a seat next to an extremely hot chick from Italy who can't speak English well and is afraid of flying, in addition to being really nice... What were we talking about?
stoned sheep
07-09-2002, 10:59 PM
wow then you fly into a building with the italian bird isn't that the greatest part of flying?
hes tryign to make fun on u using a joke
stoned sheep
07-10-2002, 11:43 AM
hahahahaha funny then u die. i guess i was making fun of you? i don't know? what was the joke?
JESUS!
http://almostsmart.com/stink0id/images/jesus.jpg
stoned sheep
07-10-2002, 12:41 PM
ALL BOW DOWN FOR THE ALMIGHTY JESUS. when i figure put how to do this picture postin i'll have the almighty ufo conspiracy. :alien:
nice pic of god, wonder if i can draw it.
stoned sheep
07-14-2002, 10:25 PM
did you know that today (july 14, 2002) my mom dropped a thermomater and spilled mercury all over our kitchen floor. after we got the FWFD out to my house they cleaned it up. and once again we drew a sene and one of the neighbors commented "this was the best thing that happened all week" wow it was funny seeing the fire department come out with the all the stuff on. so nuffin big.
FWFD = fort wayne fire department i guess, and why have them come out to clean it, y not do it urself.
Weasel
07-15-2002, 03:36 AM
Merury is fairly hazerdous. Not that much though. You could have used some steel wool and finished the job with a dry rag. Just don't breath in to much fumes. My dad has this 20 oz bottle filled with mercury, and it's damned heavy.
stoned sheep
07-17-2002, 08:42 PM
well the fire department didn't clean it all up so my parents used an eyedropper (which i need)
Weasel
07-18-2002, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by stoned sheep
well the fire department didn't clean it all up so my parents used an eyedropper (which i need)
Cool, use the eye dropper and maybe your will look like von diesel's in Pitch Black. Then again you'll probably go blind..
LST; Mercury has an atomic weight of 200.59, while gold has an atomic weight of ~196.97. Therefore mercury is heavier than gold.
BTW, this is post #2000 in the general forums, not accounting for LSTisms..
lol, but how is it harmful
stoned sheep
07-26-2002, 01:00 PM
o god he will never get you to understand. i needed the eyedropper to put rubbing alcohol in my ear to get the water out. ow my shudder hurts
most of the heavy metals are pretty nasty, eg lead.
i once dropped a tray full of about 35 mecury thermometers at skool, fucking stuff went everywhere. bastards billed me for em and all, one more and i could have got a bulk discount, i was tempted to break the last one over the teachers head!
Weasel
07-26-2002, 05:34 PM
lol. Chemistry was so boring, and our teacher sucked so much. She knew everything but was a horrible nasty teacher. And you couldn't get her accent out of your head (I PAwked ou cAAr in Boouusten). Anyway some kids would get really bored/angry and intentionaly throw glass beakers accross the room because they only cost a couple of dollars.
Force
07-27-2002, 06:02 PM
This has probably no meaning now that stinkoids post is so old, but I just got around to actually reading it. You fucking loser you stole that intro from George Carlin. He was a big comedian back in the day. He only does a little stand up now but hes really funny.
:angry:
http://www.angelfire.com/sc/seinscripts/quotes.html
That site has some of his and other various comedians quotes.
But I knew that one because it was one of the more comical ones out there.
If you want to tell a funny story be honest and say something that really happened to you, not what happened to someone else and take credit for it.
Weasel
07-27-2002, 09:59 PM
BAD stink0id, lol.
Good observation allen..
i heard it from a freind... so i don't know.
oh well. it's a way to take out anger at me. be happy.
Penie
07-30-2002, 04:54 PM
in our chemistry, people used to empty the fucking expriments out the window, and chem was on the top floor. very funny.
ah, i got a bit of a bolocking for that one. 1000 words on why waste should be disposed of correctly.
I read this thread last night, and I thought of that one time you set Fat Steve on the rampage.
Har har.
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