Murder in the Village VI

[Fox]

As dawn rises on a new day, a body is found.....the body of Punk Tinker Bell. It seems she was killed mysteriously in the middle of the night.

[Tsunami]

Hmm... I blame foxyphoenix.

Only cuz' she knows the victim.

And she's new.

[foxyphoenix]

Oh, sure, pick on the newbie. And why would I kill a dear friend of mine? That seems counter-intuitive.

[Tsunami]

Perhaps there was a spat we don't know about?

:paranoid:

[Wheels]

IT WAS YOU!!!!!! TSUNAMI IS THE KILLER!!!!!

see, i think if i blame you every game, one time it really will be you, and i would have been right.

[Demento]

I think its phoenix. Always the newbies.. gotta watch em

[EmperorChaos]

I'm gonna go with STORM, because I always like to pick Storm at the beginning of the game.

[psychoDiablo]

wait who's playin again? someone post upt he list

[RubberDucky55]

Stonic
Emperor Chaos
Punk Tinker Bell
Madre
Tsunami
Weasel
Hamana
Rhylin
Wounded Satellite
Psychodiablo
foxyphoenix
Rubberducky55
Demento
STORM

...i guess.

i'll go with pheonix too. cause that seems the cool thing to do?

[foxyphoenix]

i'll go with pheonix too. cause that seems the cool thing to do?

Well poo on a stick, don't follow the crowd. I'm innocent I say!

Thanks, though, for posting the list. Now I have the names of all those conspiring against me...

[Madre]

It's got to be Storm. She's being waaay too quiet. Also, she's invisible so nobody can see if she's watching or not.

[Punk Tinker Bell]

*talking down from*
Whoever killed me im going to haunt you in your sleep.....I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!! :dead:

[Jugband]

*throws punk tinker bell in a plastic bag*
Someone throw this off a bridge on top of the freeway.

[Demento]

Well poo on a stick, don't follow the crowd. I'm innocent I say!


yeah right, thats what the last 3 murderers said!!! You fit the profile!

[RubberDucky55]

*throws punk tinker bell in a plastic bag*
Someone throw this off a bridge on top of the freeway.
well hey now. that's quite creepy of you to do.

...something a murderer would do?

:paranoid:

edit - yet you're not even playing...haha, ok, so you're just creepy. :biggrin:

[foxyphoenix]

Hmm... I'm NOT going to go with the crowd and vote for myself, so my vote goes for STORM.

=D

[Hamana]

i will go for storm too!

[Punk Tinker Bell]

*throws punk tinker bell in a plastic bag*
Someone throw this off a bridge on top of the freeway.

how the fuck would you throw me in a bag to try to kill me AGAIN....arent i already dead?.....nerds i say:confused:

[Fox]

Votes so far are:
Stonic - Tsunami
Emperor Chaos - STORM
Punk Tinker Bell - *DEAD*
Madre - STORM
Tsunami - foxyphoenix
Weasel -
Hamana - STORM
Rhylin -
Wounded Satellite -
Psychodiablo -
foxyphoenix - STORM
Rubberducky55 -
Demento -
STORM -

[Demento]

i voted phoenix

[Wheels]

hmmm, im changing my vote from tsunami to storm, you know, to save phoenix,

dont worry tsunami, i still know you are the killer, i'll get you next round *suspicious glare*

[Summer Gurl]

Ive been gone for 3 days to idaho and people think i am the killer already.. i can't be the killer twice... so lets pick someone else. lol

[Weasel]

I vote for storm too.

[Summer Gurl]

Just to let you guys know.. ya waisting your time.. but go for it.. i am leaving again tomorrow so i wont be around for you to kill me lol

[Demento]

Shes trying to flee the country!! Kill her now!!!

[EmperorChaos]

See I know she's not the killer because I have a good idea who the real killer is.

But I've voted for Storm now at the beginning of every round. So I'm glad to see that she's going to die.

[Fox]

Votes so far are:
Stonic - STORM
Emperor Chaos - STORM
Punk Tinker Bell - *DEAD*
Madre - STORM
Tsunami - foxyphoenix
Weasel -
Hamana - STORM
Rhylin -
Wounded Satellite -
Psychodiablo -
foxyphoenix - STORM
Rubberducky55 -
Demento - foxyphoenix
STORM -


Anyway guys, at the request of players in the game there is going to a 2 day voting period for every round after this one. As for this round, I will close voting off tomarrow night.

[Rhylin]

My vote's on Tsun.

She'd need the research experience for her future movie... o.O

[Funk*Sonic*7]

I'm voting for... John Lovitz

[Madre]

Votes so far are:
Stonic - STORM
Emperor Chaos - STORM
Punk Tinker Bell - *DEAD*
Madre - STORM
Tsunami - foxyphoenix
Weasel -
Hamana - STORM
Rhylin -
Wounded Satellite -
Psychodiablo -
foxyphoenix - STORM
Rubberducky55 -
Demento - foxyphoenix
STORM -


Anyway guys, at the request of players in the game there is going to a 2 day voting period for every round after this one. As for this round, I will close voting off tomarrow night.

Actually, Weasel voted for Storm and Rubberducky voted for foxyphoenix. We haven't heard from Wounded Satellite, Psychodiablo, or Storm. They're MIA.

[RubberDucky55]

i guess i have to make it more official though. haha

i vote foxypheonix.

[psychoDiablo]

foxypheonix. kill that broadie!

[Demento]

Votes so far are:
Stonic - STORM
Emperor Chaos - STORM
Punk Tinker Bell - *DEAD*
Madre - STORM
Tsunami - foxyphoenix
Weasel - STORM
Hamana - STORM
Rhylin - Tsunami
Wounded Satellite -
Psychodiablo - foxy phoenix
foxyphoenix - STORM
Rubberducky55 - foxyphoenix
Demento - foxyphoenix
STORM -

Storm = 6 votes
foxyphoenix = 4
tsunami = 1

Assuming storm votes phoenix, and if wounded does as well, we have a dual trial! yay

[psychoDiablo]

so does that mean we kill them both? we should just kill them both off. 2 birds with one stone.

[Fox]

Normally, yes we would have a run off trial against the 2 players but to be honest I really want to speed up the round so if there is a tie both players will be executed.

I'll total up the votes when i get home so if you haven't voted yet, you have about 2 hours.

[foxyphoenix]

Sad days. I'd hate to lose out this early on my first game. =P

*cough* Vote for STORM *cough*

[Summer Gurl]

foxyphoenix

[Punk Tinker Bell]

*talking from above*
This game is taking forever...if your signed up to play then play...

[Wheels]

i have to agree, freaking move it forward. 2 days between killings is too long. if you dont vote in the specific amount of time, then i think you forfeit your right to vote.

[EmperorChaos]

Die, Storm, DIE!

[Demento]

Obviously storm has been chosen. I think satellite should just be kicked from the game.. otherwise itll screw up next round too. We are just waiting for fox to go online now..

[Wounded Satellite]

shut the hell up
you know some people DO have lives and CANT be online 24/7 like you

i vote for foxyphoenix

[Wheels]

And those people shouldn't be in this game.

[Madre]

I don't know if Wounded's vote will count now or not. Fox said he would cut off the voting in 2 hours more than a day ago (after he gave everyone an additional 24 hours to vote), but he hasn't been on since then.

So my theory is....Storm in a desperate attempt to avoid the death penalty, did away with Fox, the executioner.

(Also, Wounded, while I agree that not everyone can be online all the time, it would be helpful if you could check in just once a day for five minutes, check out the situation, and vote if needed....before this, you hadn't been online for over 3 days. I know, I checked. If you're going to play the game, play.)

[Tsunami]

STORM may have difficulty getting to a computer, as she is out of town. Allowing the full length of time for voting (and having a bit of patience) is a good idea.

[Madre]

Storm was on a couple days ago and did vote. This was during the 24-hour extension that Fox gave everybody (after we already had two full days to vote).

The problem is that now the voting has been opened for 4 1/2 days.

Fox did promise to come on 1 1/2 days ago and rule but he's MIA. I really hope he didn't have something bad happen to him.

[Fox]

Storm was on a couple days ago and did vote. This was during the 24-hour extension that Fox gave everybody (after we already had two full days to vote).

The problem is that now the voting has been opened for 4 1/2 days.

Fox did promise to come on 1 1/2 days ago and rule but he's MIA. I really hope he didn't have something bad happen to him.


I apologize to all for the delay on my side, my ruling on this is that STORM was voted to death so without further interurption here we go.


The villagers made up there mind as to who they believed the killer to be. Thier first thought was STORM. As the angry mob charged towards her home they set everything ablaze. Finding that a ironic death would be most fitting they tied STORM to a lighting rod and laughed histerically with every crash of lighting that hit it. Needless to say the pleasure was not all the villagers for the killer was still among them.


*UPDATE* This just got in. A body has been found. The body was beaten severly and fed to a pack of wolverines but unmistakably this body is that of psychodiablo.

[psychoDiablo]

Boring...

[Wounded Satellite]

lol thats because your dead
im gonna blame myself on this one

[Madre]

Are you really voting for yourself?

[Wounded Satellite]

yes i am, and next im gonna kill fox off
haha

[Madre]

I'll second it then. Wounded Satellite.

(If it's against the rules to vote for yourself, I reserve the right to change my vote.)

[Wheels]

I vote Tsunami again.

Cause i only changed it to save miss phoenix.

[EmperorChaos]

Oh man... decisions, decisions, decisions.


Who do I hate the most next?

Uhm.... Demento or stonic, Demento or stonic.... Hrm... Or Wounded Satellite? Nah.

Fuck it.

STONIC

[Fox]

I'll second it then. Wounded Satellite.

(If it's against the rules to vote for yourself, I reserve the right to change my vote.)

HAHAHAHA,
Its cool to vote for whoever you want....as long as it isn't bush

[Rhylin]

Hmm... I love her dearly, but I'm with Brock. My vote is on the sweet, beautiful Tsun.

[foxyphoenix]

I vote Wounded Satellite.

[Demento]

Oh man... decisions, decisions, decisions.


Who do I hate the most next?

Uhm.... Demento or stonic, Demento or stonic.... Hrm... Or Wounded Satellite? Nah.

Fuck it.

STONIC

haha, you know it isnt me anyways. Youre still alive.

I vote foxyphoenix. She avoided us last round.. not again!

[EmperorChaos]

^ I know it's not Brock either.

[Weasel]

i'll go for Wounded Satellite.

[Hamana]

i guess i will help Wounded Satellite with his plan...

[RubberDucky55]

haha, if wounded satellite wants to vote for himself, i might as well vote for him too.

[Wounded Satellite]

yay!

[Fox]

Votes so far are:
Stonic - Tsunami
Emperor Chaos - Stonic
Punk Tinker Bell - *DEAD*
Madre - Wounded Satellite
Tsunami -
Weasel - Wounded Satellite
Hamana - Wounded Satellite
Rhylin - Tsunami
Wounded Satellite - Wounded Satellite
Psychodiablo - *DEAD*
foxyphoenix - Wounded Satellite
Rubberducky55 - Wounded Satellite
Demento - foxyphoenix
STORM - *DEAD*


With Wounded Satellites confession, the villagers nailed him in a box and throw it in the ocean. As they drifted to the middle of the sea his muffled laugh was still being herd......after they threw him in the ocean it was discovered he was not the murderer

[RubberDucky55]

bah. this is jonbenet/john mark karr all over again.

[Summer Gurl]

Now that all the cool ppl have died this game is pretty much over:biggrin:

[Wheels]

cool people? who you consider cool and who is actually cool are two completely different things...

STORMS THE MURDERER! FRY HER FRY HER!!!! WIIIIITCH!

[Summer Gurl]

Dude.. i am already dead... moron

[Wheels]

... i knew that...

tsunami

[Madre]

... i knew that...

tsunami

lol, I don't think a new person has been murdered yet!

[Demento]

Personally, im hoping the next death isnt mine. Not for any particular reason :P

[Fox]

No news from me is usually good news in this game, this is no exception.....the body of rubberducky was found in a bathtub. At first the death appeared to be a suicide but an autopsy discovered that a rubber duck was lodged in his throat and thus the cause of death.......

[Wheels]

rubberducky is a girl,

[RubberDucky55]

awww, no fair.

not only was i murdered, but i get called a man. NOT one of my better days.

[EmperorChaos]

All right, voting time!

TSUNAMI appears to be killing people in a "Wave of Mutilation"! Destroy her!

[Demento]

an autopsy discovered that a rubber duck was lodged in his throat and thus the cause of death.......

Well then its obvious the autopsy discovered more then just the cause of death... Rubberducky is a man.

[Demento]

an autopsy discovered that a rubber duck was lodged in his throat and thus the cause of death.......

Well then its obvious the autopsy discovered more then just the cause of death... Rubberducky is a man.

I blame stonic.

[Weasel]

I vote for EmperorChaos

[EmperorChaos]

^Now that's just silly. I am a god-fearing, law-abiding citizen of AlmostSmartsville

[Tsunami]

^Now that's just silly. I am a god-fearing, law-abiding citizen of AlmostSmartsville

Is that so? Maybe you're willing to take one for the team, then? Or maybe you don't mind picking off your subjects? Either way, I vote for the Emperor.

[Madre]

^Now that's just silly. I am a god-fearing, law-abiding citizen of AlmostSmartsville

Sure, next you'll be telling us that you're going to spend your time trying to catch the "real killers"! EmperorChaos!

[EmperorChaos]

*sigh*

It always comes down to this.

If I were the killer, I would have systematically eliminated those who others regularly follow with their votes, thus decreasing the likelihood that I would be voted against.

You'll see. When you're wrong about this, just like you're wrong about your politics. (But so is everyone, so it's cool.)

[foxyphoenix]

Just to annoy, I will "regularly follow with [my vote]" and vote for EmperorChaos.

[Hamana]

That murderer smells like EmperorChaos.

[Fox]

With no doubt that EmperorChaos is the killer, the villagers seize him and decide to make him Emperor of his own personal hell. They start by getting a padded room drenched in gasoline light it fire and lock him in there. The slow burning death cries are herd for miles but unfortunatly he too was innocent.......but fun as hell to kill

[EmperorChaos]

My death cries would be heard for miles, wouldn't they? FUCKIN' BRUTAL DEATH CRIES!!!

Anyway.... *dies*

[Demento]

Damn. My only regret is that i didnt vote for you as well. I wanted to be a part of your death :(

[Punk Tinker Bell]

this game has taken like 2 weeks longer than it should have.....:sleep:

[Fox]

well keep in mind the delays and the fact that we have a large number of players in this round.

Anyway......the body of the day is weasel.........if only seasame street had a dead body of the day....

[Madre]

Demento, stop killing off my kids!

[foxyphoenix]

I agree! Quit killing off my friends, Demento!

[Demento]

Madre... believe me when i say this. You would be the first of the family to die if i were the murderer.

its phoenix. No one ever believes me in these games. shes gonna live til the end, and its all your fault.

[Tsunami]

I'm gonna randomly vote for Stonic.

(Actually, I guess my vote is sorta biased.)

[Wheels]

why me tsunami!!!! what did i ever do to you!!!!

...aside from voting you eeeevery single round...

DEMENTO IS THE KILLER!!!!!

[Demento]

Well shit, i dont wanna die. I change my vote to stonic

Stonic, why me? You know its phoenix.. ill change my vote, if you cahnge yours to phoenix, lol

[Wheels]

gah! I don't want to die! but i'd still be the noble one and die in phoenix's place.

sorry demento, unless we can sway the votes to someone other than phoenix, one of us is a goner.

[Hamana]

i vote for demento

[Demento]

Your all fools... wasting another round

[Wheels]

IM LOVED MORE THAN YOU DEMENTO!!!

[Madre]

Poor Demento! He's toast (Almost-Smartively speaking).

Demento has 4 votes. Stonic has 2.

(hmmm, what's happened to Rhylin? She hasn't been online for a week. So I guess it's safe to assume she's definitely NOT the killer.)

[Demento]

Change your votes to stonic! I dont wanna dieeee

[EmperorChaos]

(hmmm, what's happened to Rhylin? She hasn't been online for a week. So I guess it's safe to assume she's definitely NOT the killer.)

She killed herself from regret when you all killed me.

No actually, I'm a bit worried about her. She doesn't seem to have her phone with her as I've called and texted her several times.

[Demento]

Id guess maybe shes at burning man, but that doesnt start for another 10 days...?

[EmperorChaos]

Oh shit! I think there was something else she was going to before Burning Man though. Mystery solved. I hope.

[Wounded Satellite]

the killer is still phoenix
haha funny you should say that
me and my friend adam are going to burning man
i wonder if i'll see her

i'll be on the lookout for a crazy druged out girl on acid
lol

it starts-8/27th ends-9/3
we are leaving the 24nd

[EmperorChaos]

Rhylin would kill you. She'd cast you into the flaming effigy. That'll teach you.

By the way, you still in Florida? Wanna come pick me up? I have $27.

[Madre]

$27 bucks! You're rich!

[EmperorChaos]

$27 bucks! You're rich!

I know. I got a lot of homeless friends who manage to make it. I sometimes wanna say fuck money and have a go at that. But I like the computer too much.

Anyway, this game needs to go on!

Kill Demento!

*insert dramaturgic ghostly fade here*

[Madre]

The game does need to go on.

I think after Demento is executed, if he is not the killer, then Rhylin should also be eliminated from the game since she has not participated in the last 3 rounds of voting. It's obvious that if she hasn't been online for over a week, she can't be the killer. That way, after Demento's execution, there would be only 5 people left in the game (me, foxyphoenix, Hamana, stonic, and Tsunami) and maybe it would speed things up.

If Rhylin is kept in the game, we could wait forever for her to vote if there would be a tie vote from the remaining players.

[Demento]

Im tired of waiting too.

I was the killer. Bah.

I did pretty well i think... it was hard holding myself back from killing EC, Madre and pD first. That would have pretty much given away from identity.

[Madre]

lol, funniest finish ever.

Must be the first time the killer confessed before execution - confession from boredom!

[Demento]

I wont be executed.. im leaving the country as we speak. Posting from my laptop while driving down the freeway. Fools!

[Madre]

Oh, no! He's escaped!

A fitting end to a weird game.

[Fox]

Yes, Demento was the killer this round.


Sorry for my lack of keeping on top of this game the last few weeks, I've moving out in 6 days and trying to spend time with a girlfriend (who is still going to be living in Houston after I leave), family, and partying friends, my time on the computer has been rather non exsistant.

Therefore the next round of Murder in the Village will occur after I've moved in and settled down in my down (week-week and a half). I'm not creating a sign up yet as it is too early so if anyone is interested in playing next round sayso on here for right now.

[foxyphoenix]

I'll play again; though it was terribly slow this round, I had fun. =P

And DEMENTO!! Trying to convince people it was li'l ol' me. Meanie. Good job, besides; I would have thought that you would kill Madre first round.

[EmperorChaos]

I'll play again.

And damn.. it was Demento? I was certain it was Tsunami. Oh well. I'm terribly surprised you didn't go through with killing me. I mean, anybody could have killed me.

[Punk Tinker Bell]

ok well since fox will be gone for a week madre wants to be the game mediator for 1 and half weeks till fox returns so go sign up there will be a thread soon