Lets Make a Wierd Little Poem!

[Matt the cool 1]

Do one line that rhymes


The monkey started to hump, :cheerful:

[jayhay0]

then he died.
the end! :grin:

[Matt the cool 1]

BOO!

[jayhay0]

and he reappeared as a ghost?

[scranford]

Originally posted by Matt the cool 1
Do one line that rhymes


The monkey started to hump, :cheerful:

The leg he humped was plump :smile: :oldman:

[Indiana Tones]

The girl said "get off, chump."

[Weasel]

And then started listening to Presidents' Lump

[r3zin420]

He railed himself a bump....

[INCUBUS]

Then he jumped over a chump who had no arm but a stump.

[The scavanger]

Then he ate :mad: a rather large flump

[zer0tonight]

and threw up quite a large lump

[Matt the cool 1]

A new line!

He listened to a Compact Disk,

[Indiana Tones]

Originally posted by Matt the cool 1
A new line!

He listened to a Compact Disk,

It was bad music, Tisk Tisk.



thought you'd get us with that one didn't you, Matt?

[r3zin420]

He watched a girl masterbate with a whisk....

[sadisticglee]

tisk tisk

[tynie]

He wanted to masturbate with the whisk

[makilwen]

and eat some salmon bisque
(bwehehe)

[rosie-cheeked]

while screwing the girl w/ his fist...

[boreduroysuit]

so now he had a mess to clean

[rosie-cheeked]

and then pulled a muscle near his spleen

[psylo_42]

then he noticed, on his crotch, a cream

[Twilight]

The monkey started to hump,
The leg he humped was plump
The girl said "get off, chump."
And then started listening to Presidents' Lump
He railed himself a bump....
Then he jumped over a chump who had no arm but a stump.
Then he ate a rather large flump
and threw up quite a large lump

He listened to a Compact Disk,
It was bad music, Tisk Tisk.
tho he listened at his own risk
He watched a girl masterbate with a whisk....
tisk tisk
He wanted to masturbate with the whisk
and eat some salmon bisque
while screwing the girl w/ his fist...

so now he had a mess to clean
and then pulled a muscle near his spleen
damn men full of lustful delirous steam
then he noticed, on his crotch, a cream
reinventing dope and a dishonest pot fiend
making wild animal noises, or so it seemed

[tynie]

the guy saw the cream, made him squeam

[tynie]

he was creepy and unique

[david]

getting down with with some disembodied feet,

[DDragonBruce]

He got mad cow disease from some infected meat

[tynie]

he he had ph4t sk11z th4 c4nt b3 b34t

[HauntedMike]

He said "ph34r m3! I 4m t3h 1337!"

[johnathanau1]

all this talking, cant any of you guys feel the heat

[JustAskJulie]

there is not rhythm there is no beat.

[Jagged]

LMao woo you guys are good haaha

[johnathanau1]

so i say to myself, this is kinda neat

[johnathanau1]

there is no beat there is not rhythm

[david]

Confuscious say Monkey is no match for rhythmic pounding

[johnathanau1]

birng in the bass, the guitars and it'll all be astounding

[johnathanau1]

"isnt that illegal?" dnt be such a cry baby

[johnathanau1]

im with the poem. that does ryhmne jsut without the s at the end...which means it doesnt rhymne owell

enough talk lets start the mating

[DDragonBruce]

All you other players need to quit hating

[johnathanau1]

come on back up the facts your stating

[johnathanau1]

hurry up man i'm waiting

[david]

take up masturbating.

[johnathanau1]

masturbate to the girl your dating

[johnathanau1]

mommy is the doggy staying?

[Summer Gurl]

But i just cant stop sayen!

[johnathanau1]

get over it and stop worrying

[INCUBUS]

man the judge's beaver is fury

[rosie-cheeked]

so he pulled up his pants and left in a hurry

[Wobbie]

and then he ordered an indian curry

[silverflame]

it was to hot so he yelled in furry

[Lahonen]

and cooled down by ice cream McFlurry

[*Lady Macbeth*]

lol... now that's funny!

[silverflame]

because he had a pet bunny

[*Lady Macbeth*]

and then his nose got all runny...

[rosie-cheeked]

the he fed with a bit of honey

[rosie-cheeked]

even thoug he had no money

[*Lady Macbeth*]

and then he ate bears that were gummy

(maybe we should change the rhyme... just a thought... lol)

[Stu]

Ok... everyone sucks but me.

[*Lady Macbeth*]

with this he ran in glee

[Mystic Thunder]

run man run he's coming for meeeeeeee

[*Lady Macbeth*]

but then he reaches tenese (sp?)

[Mystic Thunder]

nw i want to go on a shopping spree

[*Lady Macbeth*]

And then he shopped till he became silly

(starting to struggle...lol)

[notlob]

he stopped of in the toilets to have a pee


lmao

[*Lady Macbeth*]

and some of it went on his friends knee...

[notlob]

embarassment caused him to flee

[Lahonen]

he tripped over a curb and got hit by an SUV

[Stu]

These rhymes are shit you SOB's.

[*Lady Macbeth*]

Aww.... quit being so mean please,

(Sob's and moves to NYC)

[Lahonen]

no hes right these rhyms are crap geeez!!

[notlob]

ignore those rebels please

[Stu]

This is becoming painful... no, really. Eez.

[*Lady Macbeth*]

sniff... okay... smile people... CHEESE!

[Mystic Thunder]

can i have some pepsi?......Please

[*Lady Macbeth*]

and then he said "Don't move people... FREEZE"

(Can we change the rhyme again? I'm starting to suffer...lol)

[Sir Auric]

It sounds like Lady's in a sqeeze.

[Lahonen]

I smell cheese wheres the febreeze

[Mystic Thunder]

Holy crap who cut the cheese???

[Lahonen]

probably a sleeze stuck on her knees

[Sir Auric]

I caught a whiff of that foul breeze. :scared:

[Stu]

Guys, you all suck.

[Sir Auric]

Stu does too, but that's tough luck...

:tongue:

[Mystic Thunder]

hyuck hyuck hyuck

[Lahonen]

now that sucked so what the fuck
is wrong with you, you little shmuck

[*Lady Macbeth*]

shmuck? if thats a word then I'll eat a duck!

[Mystic Thunder]

i choose you muk. (the pokemon)

[*Lady Macbeth*]

Muk: *groans* Aw Shuck(s)

(lol... he doesnt want to fight)

[Mystic Thunder]

Muk doesnt want to fight? thats not right

[*Lady Macbeth*]

Ah a new rhyme... *sighs of relief* I see the light

[Mystic Thunder]

the light.........is...............sooo......BRIGHT... ..........

[*Lady Macbeth*]

So brightly gleaming in the innocence of the night...

[Mystic Thunder]

how do i get to endsville?

go straight then take a right :D

[*Lady Macbeth*]

and go riiiight down the lane... until you are out of sight

[Mystic Thunder]

when out of sight, make sure you eat a crab

[*Lady Macbeth*]

And when you start to sniff; your eyes, try not to dab

[Mystic Thunder]

I'm going for a straight right jab

[Lahonen]

you all suck
your rhymes dont make sense
I crashed a truck
into a barb wire fence

[Mystic Thunder]

Well thanks Lahonen. now we know that your really dense

[Lahonen]

ha ha ha what suspense!

[Mystic Thunder]

anybody have 3 pence?

[notlob]

non of this seems to make sense

[Mystic Thunder]

so hashim are you trying to be dense?

maybe i can go watch a movie

[notlob]

what movie? is it groovy?

[Mystic Thunder]

i want it to be spooky

[Lahonen]

I want to see boobies

[Mystic Thunder]

no place better than the movies to go and see boobies

[notlob]

lol sound like dr suess!

umm....

i dun like Katy, she gives me cooties :tongue:

[*Lady Macbeth*]

Lets all play fluties...

And I think it's finally time to change the rhyme

[Sir Auric]

Corrupted the madness that's blinking it's gaze...
Abolish the thoughts through the ethereal haze.

[Mystic Thunder]

My dog panda she shes so cute when she eats Layz( type of chips)

[Lahonen]

wow big words, im so amazed
I bet your mom gives you some praise

[Mystic Thunder]

Nazi's are going to hell. they think there all that but they are stuck in one big maze.

( I couldnt think of anything)

[Sir Auric]

The spitting earth that swallows them enfeebles their dark plays.

[Lahonen]

I'm quitting I feel hollow so dont start today

[Sir Auric]

Perhaps what you utter disregards what you say.

[Lahonen]

perhaps my minds in the gutter and im scared of gays

[Sir Auric]

Perhaps the callous demons will char you in their fray.

[OutRadge]

or maybe some people will sit on you and say hey.

[*Lady Macbeth*]

I'll find this poem weird... come what may...

[Sir Auric]

Victims will perish by the idle tones of day.

[Mystic Thunder]

I know a chick called Fay :D

[Sir Auric]

I can't hold Omega's stupidity at bay...

lol
come up with a better line, man.

[Mystic Thunder]

whats wrong? what did I say?

[Sir Auric]

(Better. But try harder.)

By the mightly, spiteful genesis that's casting down it's rays (of destruction.)

[Mystic Thunder]

.......ummmm...... sephiroth is cool but some people think he's gay. ( thats blasphemey)

[Sir Auric]

(You're getting there.)

When his blade pierced Aeris's breast, Cloud laid her to her grave.

T'was a sad moment...

[Mystic Thunder]

yes it was. i wish i was there to stop him. ohh the torment

[Sir Auric]

And that didn't rhyme...

I'll go with that line anyway.

The moment of Aeris's death marked Cloud's final judgment (on Sephiroth.)

[Mystic Thunder]

god dammit i couldn't think of anything. change it

[Sir Auric]

The age of our youth is exposed to dawn's wrath.

(Do not use "bath.")

[Lahonen]

Either your rhyms stink or its you, go take a bath

[notlob]

it up to you to choose the right path!

[Lahonen]

Umm Duhhhhh... the answer is 2, is this forum about math?

[OutRadge]

no, but i think i'll give my foot a footbath.

[Lahonen]

A footbath thats dumb, do you have a foot rash?

[Blood Red]

open the day with your best foot foward, follow you heart

[Lahonen]

that didn't even rhyme it stunk worse then a fart