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sazzle
06-29-2005, 07:34 AM
My most memorable one is when I went to go see the LOTR- fellowship of the ring. Me and my sister were sitting in front of this group of teengae guys. Nothing unusual until this guy with this massive mullet (a horrible 80's haircut for those who don't know :rolleyes: ) sat in front of us.

All throughout the movie these guys behind us were coughing "mullet", or singing the batman theme "nananananananan mullet man!"

Anoying but it made me smile.

Ker_Bear
06-29-2005, 08:12 AM
The single most enjoyable moment in muh life was when I saw house of wax in cullman. When Paris Hilton died all but 2 people stood up and clapped. Dont get much better than that.

Bubble Girl
06-29-2005, 08:17 AM
My mum, sister and I were in Glasgow and watching Two Weeks Notice when half way through these teenage girls came in a sat behind us. They were obviously drunk and started shouting loudly and everything. Then they became quiet followed by a really horrible smell. One of them had been sick or something so I had to sit for the rest of the movie holding my nose because (being 10) I was too scared to stand up and walk away.

Narnar
06-29-2005, 08:28 AM
I don't have many movie experiences...

Spawn was interesting, the movie had been out for so long, and even moved into the palace (Theatre here where some movies play, untill they're basically released on dvd, sometimes they still play after that.) There were only 3 people watching it, my grandma, my cousin and I.. Well since no one was there, misbehaving commenced! My cousin was throwing popcorn and it got in my grandma's hair.. Next thing that happened? "CHRISTOPHER!!! *WHAAAM!*" Smacked him with her purse, was so funny.. He wasn't little either, he's 6 years older than me, but I can't remember how old I was when Spawn was out. He was old enough for it to not be considered "Abuse" though, very amusing..

Oh, and when FF came out there was a sound glitch and they had to stop the movie for like 5min, everyone was booing. Not really exciting, but different... :P Was the first showing too!

sazzle
06-29-2005, 06:12 PM
Oh, and when FF came out there was a sound glitch and they had to stop the movie for like 5min, everyone was booing. Not really exciting, but different... :P Was the first showing too!
yea one movie i went to the sound was super fast. everone sounded like munchkins (sp). Alot of screaming...:biggrin:

Demento
06-30-2005, 08:13 PM
Nothing too exciting, but i really hate when people stand up and clap for a movie afterwards. WTF? Theres no one here that worked on it, so stand up, walk out of the theatre, and shut up please. It just bugs me.

Zanahoria_Picante
07-01-2005, 12:31 AM
Worst movie experience: During Star Wars Episode 3, there was this frighteningly feminine boy sitting behind us, repeating blatantly obvious facts aloud:

"They just got on the planet!"
"That's Darth Vader!"

Etc...etc...etc...
Annoying. Not to mention that little imp's mother kept bashing me on the back of the seat whenever she got up (which was quite often. Ha!).

Funniest movie experience:

This one time I went to the theater with a group of my friends and there was another group of teens sitting a few rows in front of us.

This guy loudly proclaims, "I just took a shower!"
My friend replied, "there are some things a shower can never fix."
This elicited a bout of laughter from all of his "friends."
Yeah...that was kinda funny. :bored:

MudPuppet
07-01-2005, 12:37 AM
I had a really fun time when I saw The Ring 2 in theatres.
I also have a blast every time I see Star Wars

Zanahoria_Picante
07-01-2005, 12:38 AM
I had a really fun time when I saw The Ring 2 in theatres. Yeah, that was hilarious for me as well...people in the theater screaming and laughing. Good times. What's up with the deer? O-kay....:puzzled:

MudPuppet
07-01-2005, 12:51 AM
The deer, and Samara climbing up the well! Hahahaha! And then Rachel was nipping out!! Haha! Yeah...probably funnier with a group of friends.

poopy
07-01-2005, 03:05 PM
i had seen the mummy in theaters so when i went the second time i wasn't to into it. my friend and i sat front row and had a tub of popcorn (the refill) that we couldn't eat. so we sit on the floor and proceed to write in massive letters "HAVE A NICE DAY!" with a big smiley face after it. when the movie ended we waited for the clean up crew to come in and as he passed us to clean the front we said "have a nice day" to him to which he politely replied until he saw the mess which made him say "uuuhhhHH" and we ran out.

others times i like to sit in the back and throw m+m's at people i know or pretend to cough but really just toss some popcorn on the person infront of me
at the general cinemas which is now AMC they had a disclaimer at the beginning of every movie that pointed on screen to the fire doors at the front of the screen "you may exit at either the right (arrow moves to the right or the left side (left arrow points) of the front of the theater in case of a fire. i always loved to sit in the front of a packed theater, stand and point with the screen but point to the wrong door. when the right arrow would come i would point left and vice-versa.

opening night of revenge of the sith we hit beach balls around in the theater which was fun until one guy got them and he popped them. to which i told him i would eat his children.
when the previews started everyone calmed down and one preiview came on about a space movie that you can tell is going to be aweful. i yelled "hey this isn't star wars!" the theater laughed

Zanahoria_Picante
07-01-2005, 06:42 PM
The deer, and Samara climbing up the well! Hahahaha! And then Rachel was nipping out!! Haha! Yeah...probably funnier with a group of friends. Yeah, it's always more hilarious with other people there. Right near the end of the Ring 2 when I saw it, this guy shouted out, "they should make a sequel! Samara's twin sister, 'Tamara'!" Everyone started laughing. The comments people made were what made that movie worth seeing in the theaters.
That, and the deer. Hehe. :rolleyes:

Oh, very funny anecdotes, poopy. Did it take you the entire movie to make those letters out of popcorn? :rolleyes:

Stu
07-01-2005, 08:03 PM
Me and a bunch of friends went to see Antitrust(don't ask why). There was no-one else in the cinema, and the film was shite, so we spent an hour and a half throwing popcorn at each other and hiding behind seats and stuff. I can't really explain why it was so much fun, it just was.

sazzle
07-01-2005, 09:54 PM
I like those laser pointers, but they can be soooo annoying if its a good movie.

The last movie i went to, the movie 'jingle' started. It says something like "I want action, I want extreme, I want wall to wall screens....."

Some guy behing yells out "I want action anyone up for it?"
Random girls all around the theatre start replying sayin "Yea over here honey"
All the guys in the theatre started howling. Really funny.

tynie
07-01-2005, 10:16 PM
these teenieboppers were going full MST3K on scary movie 3 and then me and mis amigos threw a soda at them. the theatre clapped.

Jenn and tonic
07-02-2005, 02:40 AM
My worst movie experience was when Bruce Almighty came out in theaters. I went to see it with my brother and a couple of our mutual friends. Well, two of these mutual friends were brother and sister, and they kept laughing obnoxiously at parts that were only moderately funny. It got so bad people were turning around and trying to find the culprits. It was a cute movie, but it was completely ruined by my friends.

When I mentioned something to them after the movie, they had no clue what I was talking about and said that's how they always laugh.

I haven't seen a movie with them since.

luminire
07-02-2005, 04:00 AM
i don't think i had a worst, but funniest was when i went to "boogeyman" with my ex, her sister, and one of my friends. ex and her sister leaned in to talk to each other, coz i was sitting in the middle, then i was "both of you!? great!" and unziped. lol...

blake
07-03-2005, 03:03 PM
When I went to the ring 2 (crappy movie, dont know why i went to it anyways) with about 5 friends, 2 of my friends took seats behind me, and the other 2 in my row.

My friend Greg kept resting his feet on my head to piss me off. About the 5th time he did it (about 10 mins before the end of the movie) I grabbed his shoe and pulled him out of his chair. I proceeded to throw his shoe into the isle's infront and ended up hitting some (huge) man in the back of the head.

He stood up and looked really pissed off. I have never ran so fast.

Never did see the end of that movie...

Zanahoria_Picante
07-03-2005, 05:08 PM
Never did see the end of that movie... One of the lucky few...:bored:

Why do those airborne objects seem to be magnetically-pulled to large, mildly-enraged men? There must be some scientific explanation... :ponder:

Yugoloth
07-03-2005, 05:22 PM
One of the lucky few...:bored:

Why do those airborne objects seem to be magnetically-pulled to large, mildly-enraged men? There must be some scientific explanation... :ponder:
As a large, mildly-enraged man, I can tell you that people throw things at me all the damn time. Just as an example, I stopped off at a friend's house for a brief visit last night and had a ping-pong ball, a couch cushion, and one of those big exercise balls thrown at me.

Zanahoria_Picante
07-03-2005, 06:02 PM
As a large, mildly-enraged man, I can tell you that people throw things at me all the damn time. Just as an example, I stopped off at a friend's house for a brief visit last night and had a ping-pong ball, a couch cushion, and one of those big exercise balls thrown at me.
Ha! Well...even more evidence. Although, methinks a large excersize ball has greater chance of hitting just about anyone, regardless of their size. For it, in itself, is quite large... :ponder:

It's like, if there were a petite, extremely-tranquil man standing directly in front of you, an object thrown precisely at him would manuever around him and strike you. That should be "the sixth law of random objects being thrown" or something....

david
07-03-2005, 07:20 PM
The Ring 2 - 'boring as fuck'

Anecdote is that as we started to get into the mood of the film [it was an almost empty theatre] a group of kids that had been moderately quiet started pointing at the fire exits. One of their friends had gone out to the loo and come back in white smoke and straggly black hair wig thing and had started crawling from the front of the screen towards the seats. Did i fair shit myself? Yes. Yes i did.

Also: Neds at SW Ep3. 'Hwa's that lassie?' 'Eh think its his missus.' 'Hoo does she come intae it?' 'Dinna ken mate, but she's pure hot' etc etc.

I wanted to hurt them but they were much bigger than I.