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Kali
06-20-2005, 01:56 AM
and it's that time again!

the competitors for this game of as survivor are:

Demento as Arnold Schwarzenegger (AKA the Governator)
Dustoff/Scourge as William Shatner
Zanahoria_Picante as Liv Tyler
Lady Macbeth as Po [from the Teletubbies]

and returning to the game we have:

the reigning champion - Ziech as Jesus
and Katy as Madonna

i was going to say something about a low turn-out, but i realised it's for the best as i'm leaving in a week and a half.

so let's get this show on the road!

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the rules are straight-forward:

in each round the contestants will be given a task to complete, and an approximate 24 hour deadline. if anyone has a problem meeting the deadline, they must pm me immediately with their reason, and i shall see what i can do, but it may result in no entry to back yourself up when it comes to the votes.

after each round a poll will be put up where all other members can vote for the person they choose to either stay in the game or be kicked off, depending on the question at the top of the poll.

before voting, make sure you have read the question properly so you know who it is you're voting for.

also, if i hear anything about pms being sent around requesting votes, that competitor will be immediately disqualified. please keep all attempts to win the game in the game.

IMPORTANT REMINDER: all participants MUST donate a minimum of ten points to Bender in order to make up the prize money. no donations means no prize money. you have the rest of this round to send your donations in, and i will be checking. anybody who does not do so will be chucked out of the game, and their entry into this round declared null and void.

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the first round is simple:

each contestant must write a paragraph on why they should remain in the game. all entries must be composed as the persona you have chosen, and no references may be made to other contestants [you'll get the chance to bitch each other out in a later round].

best of luck to all!

Kali
06-20-2005, 02:00 AM
the first entry was pm'ed to me due to a minor issue, and so i shall be posting it here on behalf of Demento:

as Arnold Schwarzenegger (AKA the Governator):

Allo All. Your beloved Ahnold Schwarzanegger here. Why should I stay in dis game? Its simple, I am the Governator. I have conquered the movie business with my many movies, and now I am the Governor of Californya. I am helping pull Californya out of an intense debt and have donated millions to charities and organizations all over de world. So vote for me to be your AS Survivor! Do it now!

Always remember... Ill be back.

david
06-20-2005, 06:36 AM
My... dearest friends, family and... KHAAAA... *ahem* my name is... William Shatner. You may recognise me from... such shows as... Boston Legal, and the critically acclaimed film... Dodgeball. I was the lead character on a small... show called Star... Trek and as... i once said so... poetically on this show, i intend... to boldly go where no man has... gone before. And this time i'll keep my shirt and wig on.

Vote... for me, for the needs of you many greatly out...weigh the needs of the fe... KHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Bubble Girl
06-20-2005, 08:33 AM
Madonna:

Hello everyone, obviously, my name is Madonna. I am sure you have all heard about me seeing as I have been around for many years. I am here today to tell you why I, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, deserve to remain in the competition until the very end. The fact that I have made such a success of my career indicates that I am willing, determined, confident and most of all, a winner. I am also a very talented singer, dancer, writer, and all around entertainer. As you all know, I am a mother. I have a wonderful child who I love and adore. It is for these reasons, why you should keep me in the game and I promise you, I will prove myself as a worthy competitor, opponent and friend. Good luck to everyone.

Ziech
06-20-2005, 06:38 PM
Hi. My Name is Jesus. I think that I should stay in this game because, I, Jesus have done a lot of things with my life. Not to mention that I started a religion, and that I'm the son of God.

Summer Gurl
06-20-2005, 06:43 PM
Ohh my gosh... well ... this is going to be a joy ride lol... Son of god oh man lol

Zanahoria_Picante
06-20-2005, 07:52 PM
(Cue obnoxiously-brilliant back lighting - moves in slow motion)

Suilad Almost Smarters!

As you might know, I'm the aesthetically-pleasing, mildly-dyslexic, and all around hygienically-sound Liv Tyler! My father is the guy with the enormous, amphibian-like mouth from Aerosmith, Steven Tyler. You might remember me best for my role as "Arwen" from Lord of the Rings. I even know some Elvish!

"Nîn o Chithaeglir
lasto beth daer;
Rimmo nîn Bruinen
dan in Ulaer!"

(chortles uncontrollably)

Hey! Where’d that back-lighting come from? And why am I moving in slow motion?! (charges over and abruptly snaps light off, also flicking off the slow-mo machine) That’s much better.

I may be a tad dyslexic, but that in no way compromises my ability to compete. Although I have a son, Milo, a bustling Hollywood career, and thousands of more interesting things to do, I've made time to come to Almost Smart for this very competition.

Plus, I have great hair! (grins broadly)

(I should've chosen Harpo Marx. :ponder: *sigh* )

Kali
06-21-2005, 01:35 PM
time to vote!

*Lady Macbeth*
06-22-2005, 01:13 AM
WAIT!!!!!

Sorry... I was away for the past two days... may I make a small entry?

I'll take that as a yes...

Po:
Hey everyone... I'm Po, from the teletubbies. I think I should be kept on because the world needs erm... creatures like me. I help children, and children are our future... if we can't do something small for them, then what will our world be in ten years time?
are you trying to tell me that your toddler doesn't wake up everyday to watch me play?