how long do you give him?

[ueatpoo]

hmm the pope should be dead anyday now. he was read his last rites today. how long will he live? i think he will last three more days.

[Madre]

What are we doing? Starting a poll on the death of the pope?

[ueatpoo]

id say so. it sounds like fun to me.

[labs5]

sounds like fun making fun of sumone whos dieing?

[Penie]

he's gonna be gutted when he dies and nothing happens.

[Tophrischer Lanen]

it will be sad though when he does die. i dont think its a matter we should be taking lightly!

[Indiana Tones]

A kid at my school has a bet going that the Pope will die this month. I think the pot's up to $50.

[Tophrischer Lanen]

y would people bet on when a man is going to die? thats sick!

[Indiana Tones]

I'm not betting on it. Adam is and he is sick. I told him he's fucked up.

[Tophrischer Lanen]

i still think its sick to bet or hold a poll on a dying man.

[Evra]

^I agree. Betting on dying men is not fun at all...

[*Lady Macbeth*]

the pope is was/is a wonderful man... I'm not overly religious, but a man as great as this one deserves more than a godforsaken bet on how soon he'll die... *cries*

(Honestly, I'd say he'll die today... may he rest in peace :cry: :sleep: )

[Tophrischer Lanen]

*hugs sand* I know he does its just mean people with no conciosance that dont! at least we can pay him the respect he deserves!!!

[*Lady Macbeth*]

People!!! This thread should be an important issue, and yet we're treating it like cheese on toast!!!

The Pope's lungs and heart have like... failed him... and did u c that thing on sky when they put that feeding tube in his nose??? it was so sad!!!

[Tophrischer Lanen]

im nt reating it like cheese on toast, i feel really bad for him and am praying for him, even though its pretty much useless as he has no hope...

[*Lady Macbeth*]

Oh u...

u write um...ish poetry... what good does that do???

(forgive me if I'm being snappy, I've got an ear-splitting headache)

[quirk]

I feel really sorry for the poor guy, its really sad that he's so ill.
What do you think about how much his ilness and frailty has been on the news? I mean, I can see how people whant to know how he's doing and all but I hate it when the media all crowd round a particular person for any reason, it's verging on cruel.

[*Lady Macbeth*]

ur kinda rite... i suppose... but no ones really invading his privacy... the vatican have made sure that only the essential developments reach the media... and this is an important man we're talking about... I doubt there is anyone on this planet who is happy he's dying...

[Penie]

guys, if you arnt christians why is this so important to you? yeah, a mans life is important, but i dont see you getting upset about the thousands of kids who are hit by cars every day, or the genocides happening around the world. i think theres a pointless, wanky double standerds about this kinda thing.



i dont know enough to make a proper bet; id say this week at some point.

[Tophrischer Lanen]

I am christian. It does matter to me.

And the real reason we dnt get all pissy about that is because its not splashed about the media, and they aint famous or important like he is. Not that im saying that life isnt important, but he is important and they are not. :S

[ueatpoo]

guys, if you arnt christians why is this so important to you? yeah, a mans life is important, but i dont see you getting upset about the thousands of kids who are hit by cars every day, or the genocides happening around the world. i think theres a pointless, wanky double standerds about this kinda thing.



i dont know enough to make a proper bet; id say this week at some point.
^this man is a genious. i agree. i said tree days yesterday but i think it will happen today. i say good riddance. this has been one of the worst popes of all time. he has created more saints then all other popes combined. now i doubt that this century had a surplus of saintly people given the atrocities that have been commited. now im not a religious person but i dont think that this pope had any real power because after julius II the medicis bought their way into the church.

[Blackass]

You're the biggest, most insensitive retard I know. Simply because he's created a lot of saints means that he's the worst of all time? That's some faulty logic.

[ag0ny]

this thread is pointless why gamble on a mans life?... its totally disrespectful even to an athiest like myself.

[ueatpoo]

the pope making lots of saints means he has low standards of what he considers to be holy. the sanctity of saints means very little to him. and thats why he was a bad pope

[Summer Gurl]

this thread is pointless why gamble on a mans life?... its totally disrespectful .
I agree

[psychopatpl]

the people in this thread doing that poll are very disrespectful. i want to do a poll on when youll die, and when someone wins we will all have a good laugh... im not even religious but thats just crazy disrespectful

[ueatpoo]

hmm i think i will die on a tuesday probably in the next thirty years. if i live longer then i REALLY got lucky. i will probably die because of some obscure disease that no one knows about. but just before i die we will locate a doctor in sweden who specializes in my disease. we will fly him to me. but i will die just before he lands. no funeral for me because by that time i will have lost contact with friends and family and will live in a remote part of the costa rican jungle accessible only by boat and indian guide.

now thats a good death.

[labs5]

^. i say good riddance.
your sick! its a man we r talking about wut if i said that about you?

[Summer Gurl]

For real dude... The pope is not even over the church I go to but I still honor him. That’s just called respect he’s a very important leader to many people stop being so rude!

[ueatpoo]

look people we all have to die eventually deal with it. the pope is just another human being like you and i. i just happen not to like this man and i have every right to feel this way. now if anyone was offended i really dont care i started this thread and if no one likes it ignore it its just that easy. and for future reference i feel there are very few people on this planet that deserve the right to live. now this does not mean im going to kill them. this just means the world would be a better place if 98% of the people just dissapeared. this is just my philosophy and i know im not a very social person so there is no need to point that out.

[Savage_Nature]

the people in this thread doing that poll are very disrespectful. i want to do a poll on when youll die, and when someone wins we will all have a good laugh... im not even religious but thats just crazy disrespectful

Not a bad idea.
You know, I bet ueatpoo dies in about... oh let's see, it is 12:18 right now it should be about... :ponder: 1 year 7 months 3 days 14 hours 3 minutes and 36 seconds. Gimme another second here... he will die of a bite to the nuts from a small black snake while he is laying in the grass of a small playground.

Not like I know or anything I'm just saying.... :biggrin: :rolleyes:

[ueatpoo]

i dont like the parks around here so thats not likely. there also arent too many snakes in the city. however it is possible to die from a rabid rat biting me in the nuts. then id die a slow agonizing death. oh well. it could be worse.

[notlob]

savage had a very distorted image of ur death lol.....

we shall have to see :tongue:

[ueatpoo]

well he has kicked the bucket in two days so i lose. oh well thats life. or death.

[Blackass]

My computer isn't letting me quote you, ueatpoo, but i wanted to adress something you said. You said something about the "sanctity of saints," and the Bible makes it very clear that only God is holy. Saints cannot, therefore,be holy.

[ueatpoo]

no saints are only people that the catholic church guarantees are in heaven. now typically the church has held the belief that heaven is very very exclusive and therefore being recognized as a saint only occurred rarely and was the highest honor that the church could bestow on a person. this pope chose to make it very easy to become a saint. therefore making heaven less exclusive and making sainthood mean very little.

[Gecko17]

I predict I'm going to die in one of two ways:

I become a hermit and type away in a remote cabin. During a bad snow storm I get snowed in and starve to death all the while clawing at the roof. My body rots and stinks up the cabin. Summer comes and the stink attracts wild animals. Rangers come to investigate. They find the goop that was once my body and my angry rantings with numerous threats to the U.N. and bad grammar. They either A) publish my works as their own and reap the small benefits of having published a bad book or B) burn the cabin to give me some peace.

In case I don't become a hermit I will live alone on the second floor of shady motel and while eating Cheerios in my underwear for dinner I have a heart attack and jam the spoon into my chest. Gasping, I reach for a towel but fall and the knife rack falls with me. Deciding my best bet for survival is immediate medical attention from professionals, I limp to the phone but stumble in my glass coffee table, rolling away and bringing the T.V. onto my ankle rendering useless. As it is dislocated, I rip the skin off and reach phone when I notice an ambulance outside attending a shooting victim. I try calling out for help and while I'm banging at my window the cheap glass breaks and I fall through onto the cement balcony and down the cement steps. I fall onto the asphalt and as I begin to look up a back up ambulance runs me over. Any cops that can figure that one out get a 10/10 in my book.