Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! By Hamana (June 26, 2016)
Happy Birthday to Christian! Eric and I hope you have a great time celebrating your special day.

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Guinness and Mohawks is dying By Madre (May 25, 2016)
Dreadful news. One of our old members, Guinness and Mohawks, has been battling cancer for two years now and he has received news that there is nothing more that the doctors can do. He lives in Nova Scotia, Canada, and Pittielynn is collecting cards, letters, poems, drawings, etc. that she will pass on to him from the Almost Smart community. Would any of you like to participate?
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Love Wins! By foxyphoenix (June 26, 2015)


No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves. Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilizationís oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right. The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

It is so ordered.
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Farewell, Robin.... By Kortenie (August 11, 2014)
I'm watching Hook and trying not to cry.


Post here with your favorite comedy bit/quote/movie.
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SERIOUSLY WORLD By Kortenie (June 5, 2014)
Moncton, which is three hours from me, has been shut down for the last 24 hours due to a shooter who is targeting cops. He's killed 3 and injured another 2. Besides having fewer sightings than bigfoot, police have been attempting to find him all day.


THEN Seattle today:


Not to mention the guy who shot up a UCSB campus.

I have a 2 year old. I want to move him to the moon because I really really hate this planet that we're on.
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Weasel's 30th Birthday! By Madre (May 23, 2014)
Just wanted to let all of you know that the founder and creator of this site, the Almighty Weasel-y One, will be hitting the big 3-0 this Monday, May 26th, Memorial Day at exactly 22:22 MDT (Mountain Daylight Time)! Please help me wish him the best birthday ever!

Happy Birthday, O Mighty Weasel, from your creator, Madre!
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Apocalyptic Meltdown a Good Chance By Savage_Nature (August 18, 2013)

'If and when the corium reaches the Tokyo aquifer, serious and expedient discussions will have to take place about evacuating 40 million people'

'At least the northern half of Japan would be uninhabitable, and some researchers have argued that it already is'

'The mainstream media, world governments, nuclear agencies, health organizations, weather reporters, and the health care industry has completely ignored three ongoing triple meltdowns that have never been contained'

'As a comparison: Chernobyl was one reactor, in a rural area, a quarter of the size of one of the reactors at Fukushima. There was no 'spent fuel pool' to worry about. Chernobyl was treated in-situ...meaning everything was pretty much left where it was while the effort to contain it was made (and very expeditiously I might add) not only above ground, but below ground.

At Fukushima, we have six top-floor pools all loaded with fuel that eventually will have to be removed, the most important being Reactor 4, although Reactor 3 is in pretty bad shape too. Spent fuel pools were never intended for long-term storage, they were only to assist short-term movement of fuel. Using them as a long-term storage pool is a huge mistake that has become an 'acceptable' practice and repeated at every reactor site worldwide.'

I remember when the tsunami hit Japan, and the news was telling about the disaster and the loss of life and how terrible it was and the poor people. Along the bottom of the screen was a little font scrolling that read something like "Nuclear reactor in Japan reaches meltdown, containment pools may not have any water left in them." I said, why the fuck aren't they reporting on that? People called me heartless.

So! Odds of apocalypse in the next couple years are fairly good, even if the world governments band together to wrangle this disaster. Anyone for campfires and marshmallows?
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Government Officials Admit Aliens Exist By Savage_Nature (August 7, 2013)

I've been saying it forever. Take what you will from this, but this is Earth shaking in my books. Google this, do some research, there is dissent and there is people in agreeance. I sincerely hope the world is ready for something like this. Perhaps once the world realizes our rock is but a speck among many other superior (technologically and mentally) races on many other planets, we can stop shooting each other and work towards advancing ourselves.
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Jeff Hanneman 1964-2013 By ablethevoice (May 2, 2013)
Slayer's guitarist and founding member Jeff Hanneman passed away this morning from liver failure. RIP Jeff. You were an inspiration to an entire generation of musicians.

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More then 700 injured after meteoroid impact By Christian (February 15, 2013)
I guess you heard it already:
Russian meteor causes blast; hundreds injured

Moscow (CNN) -- A meteor streaked through the skies above Russia's southern Chelyabinsk region Friday morning, before exploding with a flash and boom that shattered glass in buildings and left hundreds of people hurt.
The number of people reporting injuries climbed to more than 500 by lunchtime, according to Vladimir Stepanov, of the National Center for Emergency Situations at the Russian Interior Ministry.

[..]The vast majority of injuries are not thought to be serious

Read more on:
More then 6 cities are affected and the number of injured people is raising every half hour. Asteroid 2012 DA14 needs to pass the earth, still, however it's unlikely that both happenings, 2012 DA14 and the impact in Russia, are connected to each other, scientists say.

Here are a few videos of the fireball: [YouTube] [YouTube]
..but I doubt the following clip is real: [YouTube]
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